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No, the truth can’t be denied
As I now have testified
All that really counts and matters
Is the special stuff inside
— Mary Poppins Returns
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Jayne: Boy’s going to get us killed. Let’s just do this deal and git.
Mal: His disguise ain’t half as funny as yours. Who’re you supposed to be, anyway?
Wash: You haven’t been here in years, Jayne. You really think you need that getup? No one’s going to remember you.
Mal: I think it’s possible they might.
(they come across Jayne’s statue)
Simon: Son of a bitch.
Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown
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Kirk: Mister Scott, you old space dog. You’re well?
Scotty: I had me a wee bout, sir, but Doctor McCoy pulled me through.
Kirk: Oh? A wee bout of what?
McCoy: Shore leave, Admiral.
Kirk: Ah. … Well, shall we start with the Engine Room?
Scotty: We’ll see you there, sir, and everything is in order.
Kirk: That’ll be a pleasant surprise, Mister Scott.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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(the Gang is watching a security tape)
Cordelia: Look! Right there, zoom in on that.
Xander: It’s a videotape.
Cordelia: So? They do it on television all the time.
Xander: Not with a regular VCR they don’t.
Wesley: Perhaps we could stay on the topic for once. What were you doing this afternoon?
Cordelia: What? Um, I was…
Xander: Burning a hole in daddy’s wallet, as usual. I just bumped into her during my tuxedo hunt.
Oz: What’s that? Pause it.
Xander: Guys! It’s just a normal VCR. It doesn’t… Oh wait, uh, it can do pause.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 20 — “The Prom”
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Luke: Yeah well, can I get you anything?
Lorelai: Oh, um, do you think you could make those really crazy chocolate chip pancakes and go extra heavy on the chocolate?
Luke: Yeah sure, any special occasion?
Lorelai: Dean broke up with Rory.
Luke: What?!
Lorelai: Keep it down, she doesn’t want anybody to know about it.
Luke: Oh I knew it, I just knew that kid was trouble.
Lorelai: Yes you did, you knew it. Pancakes please.
Luke: Oh God, he’s got a nerve. I mean what does he think he’s gonna do better than Rory? Is he crazy? Jeez. Alright, well forget it ok. Good riddance, adios, bienvenidos, hasta la vista.
Lorelai: Could we get off the small world ride and start cooking please?
Luke: How is she?
Lorelai: She’s been dumped by her first boyfriend.
Luke: Oh man, I swear I would love to — ok, I’m gonna put some whipped cream on the pancakes too.
(a few minutes later)
Luke: More coffee? Pancakes are coming right up, anything else I can get you?
Rory: No thanks.
Luke: Hey I’ve got some strawberries back there, you like strawberries don’t you?
Rory: Yeah I like strawberries but —
Luke: I’m getting you strawberries.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 17 — “The Breakup, Part 2”
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Kaylee: Captain, don’t you think Simon should come with us?
Simon: What? Oh, Kaylee, I don’t—I don’t think that…
Book: You go on, boy. See the sights. I can watch over your sister. I believe we’ve been developing a rapport.
(River acts all sweet, innocent, and well-behaved…)
Simon: I—I don’t know, River can be…
Book: Go on. I’m a Shepherd, after all. I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one.
Mal: I’m not going that far, Doctor, and you might maybe make yourself useful.
Jayne: Come again?
Mal: The management here don’t take kindly to sight-seers, which is why we’re posing as buyers. There ain’t a one of us looks the part more than the good Doctor. I mean, the pretty fits… soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over…
Simon: All right. Fine. I’ll go. Just stop describing me.
Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown
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Sulu: Enterprise, this is Admiral Kirk’s party on final approach.
Enterprise: Enterprise welcomes you. Prepare for docking.
Kirk: I hate inspections.
Sulu: I’m delighted, any chance to go aboard the Enterprise.
Kirk: Well, I for one am glad to have you at the helm for three weeks. I don’t think these kids can steer.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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Anya: The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.
Xander: Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.
Anya: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millenium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why you talking to me?
Anya: I don’t have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don’t know which.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 20 — “The Prom”
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(Lorelai has been set up on a awful blind date by her mother and has resorted to climbing out her old bedroom window when her father walks in…)
Richard: Lorelai, your mother wants to know if…
Lorelai: Hi daddy. Okay, I know this is bad. And I know this probably brings back all the horrible aspects of my childhood life for you. And see, I’m really sorry that we fought last week, and I’m really sorry that you’re so disappointed in me, and I really wish there was something I can do to fix that, but there probably isn’t and I can accept that because I am an adult now and I am proud of who I have become. But I am begging you, please, please do not make me go back down there because that guy is boring.
Richard: Emily, she’s not up here!
Lorelai: Thank you Daddy.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 16 — “Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers”
The Love Pirate 