Quote of the Day

Anya: The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful. 

Xander: Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you. 

Anya: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millenium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them. 

Xander: Then why you talking to me? 

Anya: I don’t have a date for the prom. 

Xander: Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch? 

Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me? 

Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don’t know which. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 20 — “The Prom”

Quote of the Day

Willow: I’m a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! 

Alfonse: A human. I should have smelled it right away. 

Willow: A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this? (She screams at the top of her lungs)

Anya: Sure. Yeah. Humans do that. Yeah. 

Alfonse: Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

Quote of the Day

Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child… And I’m flunking math. 

D’Hoffryn: This is no concern of ours. You will live out your mortal life and die. 

Anya: Give me another chance. You can fold the fabric of time. Send me back to that place and I’ll change it. I won’t fail again. 

D’Hoffryn: Your time is passed. 

Anya: Do you have any idea how boring twelfth graders are?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”