Quote of the Day

Jayne: Boy’s going to get us killed. Let’s just do this deal and git.

Mal: His disguise ain’t half as funny as yours. Who’re you supposed to be, anyway?

Wash: You haven’t been here in years, Jayne. You really think you need that getup? No one’s going to remember you.

Mal: I think it’s possible they might.

(they come across Jayne’s statue)

Simon: Son of a bitch.

Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown

Quote of the Day

(Jayne is tearing up the medical bay)

Simon: Oh!

Kaylee: Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Simon: What… happened in here?

Jayne: Needed to find some tape.

Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart?

Jayne: Apparently.

Simon: My god — you’re like a trained ape. Without the training.

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

Quote of the Day

Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it’s true.

Simon: No, I won’t, because it’s not. I use swear words like anybody else.

Kaylee: Oh, really? See, I never heard you. So when is it you do all of this cussin’? After I go to bed, or…

Simon: I swear when it’s appropriate.

Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.

(Inara walks in)

Kaylee: Hey, there, Inara! Heading off for some glamorous romance?

Inara: Lets hope so. See you two tomorrow. Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.

Kaylee: Bye, now. Have good sex! (off Simon’s look) What?

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”