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Jayne: Boy’s going to get us killed. Let’s just do this deal and git.

Mal: His disguise ain’t half as funny as yours. Who’re you supposed to be, anyway?

Wash: You haven’t been here in years, Jayne. You really think you need that getup? No one’s going to remember you.

Mal: I think it’s possible they might.

(they come across Jayne’s statue)

Simon: Son of a bitch.

Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown

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Kaylee: Captain, don’t you think Simon should come with us?

Simon: What? Oh, Kaylee, I don’t—I don’t think that…

Book: You go on, boy. See the sights. I can watch over your sister. I believe we’ve been developing a rapport.

(River acts all sweet, innocent, and well-behaved…)

Simon: I—I don’t know, River can be…

Book: Go on. I’m a Shepherd, after all. I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one.

Mal: I’m not going that far, Doctor, and you might maybe make yourself useful.

Jayne: Come again?

Mal: The management here don’t take kindly to sight-seers, which is why we’re posing as buyers. There ain’t a one of us looks the part more than the good Doctor. I mean, the pretty fits… soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over…

Simon: All right. Fine. I’ll go. Just stop describing me.

Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown

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(Jayne is tearing up the medical bay)

Simon: Oh!

Kaylee: Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Simon: What… happened in here?

Jayne: Needed to find some tape.

Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart?

Jayne: Apparently.

Simon: My god — you’re like a trained ape. Without the training.

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

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Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it’s true.

Simon: No, I won’t, because it’s not. I use swear words like anybody else.

Kaylee: Oh, really? See, I never heard you. So when is it you do all of this cussin’? After I go to bed, or…

Simon: I swear when it’s appropriate.

Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.

(Inara walks in)

Kaylee: Hey, there, Inara! Heading off for some glamorous romance?

Inara: Lets hope so. See you two tomorrow. Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.

Kaylee: Bye, now. Have good sex! (off Simon’s look) What?

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

Quote of the Day

Wash: We got it. It’s not pretty, but we can steer enough to turn the hell around.

Mal: Nice work, Kaylee.

Kaylee: Not soon enough to help.

Mal: Hey. Lot easier to pull things apart than it is put ’em right. You’re still the best mechanic floatin’.

(Mal kisses the top of Kaylee’s head.)

Wash: Captain, didn’t you know kissin’ girls makes you sleepy?

Mal: Well sometimes I just can’t help myself.

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

Quote of the Day

Mal: Yeah but she had professional… So in my case, it was really… (to Book) You woulda kissed her, too.

Zoe: Wash didn’t.

Mal: But she was naked! And all… articulate!

Wash: Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere!

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

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Mal: So, how’s about we get to work?

Kaylee: Hey. It was your big make-out session that got us into this, sir.

Mal: I was poisoned!

Inara: You were drugged.

Jayne: That’s why I never kiss ’em on the mouth.

(everyone stares)

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

Quote of the Day

Saffron: Please? Show me the stars.

Wash: Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung [Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews!] do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not… married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Saffron: I’ve been too forward.

Wash: No! Well, yes, but I actually like that in a woman. That’s part of why Zoe and I are, as recently mentioned, married.

Saffron: I thought she didn’t seem to respect you.

Wash: Not everybody gets me and Zoe at first glance.

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”