Willow: So you’re feeling better about Angel?
Buffy: Well, we talked, and then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and then we talked some more.
Willow: See! That’s how it should work!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”
Buffy: I want to share this with you. It’s like all these doors are opening to all these little worlds, and I can just walk right inside.
Oz’s thoughts: No one else exists either. Buffy is all of us. We think. Therefore, she is.
Willow’s thoughts: She knows so much. She knows what Oz is thinking. I never know that. Before long, she’ll know him better than I do.
Buffy: No, don’t think that.
Willow: I can’t help it Buffy. I’m sorry, I just can’t. (leaves)
Oz: If you don’t need me, I’m gonna follow the redhead. (leaves)
Buffy: Guess I won’t be writing that book, ‘Gaining Friends through Telepathy.’
Cordelia: (in her head) Whatever. I wonder when I can go. (out loud) Whatever. Can I go?
Wesley: (sticks his head out of the office) Excuse me. Can you hear me thinking in here? I could go out into the hall.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”
Xander: What’s this Ascenscion mean?
Giles: I’m not sure.
Wesley: No, not really a common term in demonology.
Willow: Ooh ooh! The Marenschadt Text. I think in the section on genocide, they mention Ascenscion.
Buffy: Well, we have a winner.
Xander: And, more importantly, two losers.
Giles: Where did you find that volume?
Willow: In the top of your book cabinet with the stuff you try to keep hidden.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 17 — “Enemies”
Willow: I’m a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!
Alfonse: A human. I should have smelled it right away.
Willow: A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this? (She screams at the top of her lungs)
Anya: Sure. Yeah. Humans do that. Yeah.
Alfonse: Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Giles: (examining vampire Willow) It’s extraordinary.
Willow: It’s horrible! That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil and… skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire’s personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually… (Buffy shoots him a look) That’s a good point.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Willow: It’s really nice that you guys missed me… Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
Xander: Will, we saw you at the Bronze. A vampire.
Willow: I’m not a vampire.
Buffy: You are. I-I mean, you, you were… Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon?
Giles: Well, uh… something… something, um, very strange is happening.
Xander: Can you believe the Watcher’s Council let this guy go?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
(The gang thinks Willow is a vampire)
Xander: This isn’t real.
Buffy: I can’t feel anything. Arms, legs, anything.
Giles: She was truly the finest of all of us.
Xander: Way better than me.
Giles: (nodding) Much, much better.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Buffy: I think it’s good to be reliable.
Willow: Well, maybe I don’t wanna be reliable all the time. Maybe I’m not just some doormat person. Homework Gal.
Xander: I’m thinking nerve strike.
Willow: Maybe I’ll change my look! Or cut class. You don’t know. And I’m eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!
(Willow storms off, Buffy follows)
Buffy: Will, wait. I’m really sorry…
Willow: Buff, I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.
Buffy: Oh.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Xander: Willow, did you remember to tape Biography last Friday?
Willow: Uh-huh.
Buffy: See, I told you. Old Reliable.
Willow: Oh, thanks.
Buffy: What?
Willow: ‘Old Reliable’? Yeah, great. There’s a sexy nickname.
Buffy: Well, I-I didn’t mean it as…
Willow: No, it’s fine. I’m ‘Old Reliable’.
Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser. You’re like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow: That’s Old Faithful.
Xander: Isn’t that the dog that, that the guy had to shoot…
Willow: That’s Old Yeller.
Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Buffy: When did you guys hang out?
Xander: Oh, she was fighting one of those, uh, apocalypse demon things, and I helped her. Gave her a ride home.
Buffy: And you guys talked?
Xander: Not extensively. No.
Buffy: Then why would you… Oh.
Giles: Oh!
Willow: I don’t need to say ‘oh’. I got it before. They slept together.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 15 — “Consequences”
The Love Pirate 