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Jayne: Boy’s going to get us killed. Let’s just do this deal and git.

Mal: His disguise ain’t half as funny as yours. Who’re you supposed to be, anyway?

Wash: You haven’t been here in years, Jayne. You really think you need that getup? No one’s going to remember you.

Mal: I think it’s possible they might.

(they come across Jayne’s statue)

Simon: Son of a bitch.

Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown

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Kaylee: Captain, don’t you think Simon should come with us?

Simon: What? Oh, Kaylee, I don’t—I don’t think that…

Book: You go on, boy. See the sights. I can watch over your sister. I believe we’ve been developing a rapport.

(River acts all sweet, innocent, and well-behaved…)

Simon: I—I don’t know, River can be…

Book: Go on. I’m a Shepherd, after all. I should be able to keep my eye on a flock of one.

Mal: I’m not going that far, Doctor, and you might maybe make yourself useful.

Jayne: Come again?

Mal: The management here don’t take kindly to sight-seers, which is why we’re posing as buyers. There ain’t a one of us looks the part more than the good Doctor. I mean, the pretty fits… soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over…

Simon: All right. Fine. I’ll go. Just stop describing me.

Firefly — Episode 7 — Jaynestown

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(Jayne is tearing up the medical bay)

Simon: Oh!

Kaylee: Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Simon: What… happened in here?

Jayne: Needed to find some tape.

Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart?

Jayne: Apparently.

Simon: My god — you’re like a trained ape. Without the training.

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

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Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it’s true.

Simon: No, I won’t, because it’s not. I use swear words like anybody else.

Kaylee: Oh, really? See, I never heard you. So when is it you do all of this cussin’? After I go to bed, or…

Simon: I swear when it’s appropriate.

Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.

(Inara walks in)

Kaylee: Hey, there, Inara! Heading off for some glamorous romance?

Inara: Lets hope so. See you two tomorrow. Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.

Kaylee: Bye, now. Have good sex! (off Simon’s look) What?

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

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Book: Who’s the new recruit?

Zoe: Everybody, I want you all to meet… Mrs. Reynolds.

Kaylee: You got married?!

Simon: Well, that’s, uh… Congratulations.

Wash: We’d always hoped you two kids would get together… Who is she?

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

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Simon: Captain… why did you come back for us?

Mal: You’re on my crew.

Simon: Yeah, but you don’t even like me. Why’d you come back?

Mal: You’re on my crew. Why we still talking about this? (walks off) Chow’s in ten. No need to dress.

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”

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Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?

Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.

Mal: Ain’t we just. Sorry to interrupt, folks. Y’all got something that belongs to us and we’d like it back.

Patron: This is a holy cleansing. You cannot think to thwart God’s will.

Mal: Y’all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I’m not saying you weren’t easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn’t want to come in the first place. Man’s lookin’ to kill some folk. So really it’s his will y’all should worry about thwarting. (to Simon) Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin’ folk is near miraculous.

Simon: Yes, I’m very proud.

Mal: Cut her down.

Patron: That girl is a witch.

Mal: Yeah, but she’s our witch. So cut her the hell down.

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”

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Simon: Hodgeberries… Do you remember when we found those giant hodgeberry bushes on the Cambersons’ estate? And we thought they’d grown wild, but…Long while ago.

River: I took you away from there.

Simon: No.

River: I know I did. You don’t think I do, but… I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and… some of it’s made up, and… some of it can’t be quantified, and… there’s secrets.

Simon: It’s okay.

River: But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It’s hard for you. You gave up everything you had…

Simon: Mei mei… Everything I have is right here.

River: You need to eat. Keep up your strength. We won’t be here long. Daddy will come and take us home. And I’ll get better… I’ll get better.

(Simon eats another berry)

Simon: These are better than the Cambersons’ berries.

River: They are. Except they’re poison.

(Simon spits out the berries)

River: (laughing) He believed her. Made a face.

Simon: You are such a brat!

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”

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Kaylee: Morning, you two.

Inara: Don’t usually see you two out and about planet-side.

Simon: Yeah, we’re… we’re trying something different today. River, be careful with that… that’s, um… What is that?

Kaylee: It’s a post-holer. You dig holes. For posts.

Simon: It’s, uh, it’s dirty. And sharp. Let’s come over here.

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”