Luke: Yeah well, can I get you anything?
Lorelai: Oh, um, do you think you could make those really crazy chocolate chip pancakes and go extra heavy on the chocolate?
Luke: Yeah sure, any special occasion?
Lorelai: Dean broke up with Rory.
Lorelai: Keep it down, she doesn’t want anybody to know about it.
Luke: Oh I knew it, I just knew that kid was trouble.
Lorelai: Yes you did, you knew it. Pancakes please.
Luke: Oh God, he’s got a nerve. I mean what does he think he’s gonna do better than Rory? Is he crazy? Jeez. Alright, well forget it ok. Good riddance, adios, bienvenidos, hasta la vista.
Lorelai: Could we get off the small world ride and start cooking please?
Luke: How is she?
Lorelai: She’s been dumped by her first boyfriend.
Luke: Oh man, I swear I would love to — ok, I’m gonna put some whipped cream on the pancakes too.
(a few minutes later)
Luke: More coffee? Pancakes are coming right up, anything else I can get you?
Rory: No thanks.
Luke: Hey I’ve got some strawberries back there, you like strawberries don’t you?
Rory: Yeah I like strawberries but —
Luke: I’m getting you strawberries.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 17 — “The Breakup, Part 2”
the later episode, when Dean is having the affair with Rory and he tells Luke off that the Gilmores are not small town like Luke, was awesome.
Grump Control Freaks do not mix with Hot Mess Girls