Quote of the Day

Giles: How are you? 

Buffy: Loving the quiet. Nobody in here but me. 

Giles: Jonathan? How’s he? 

Buffy: Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he’s dealing.

Giles: Well, it’s good of you to check on him. 

Buffy: Well, it’s nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except, he’s starting to get that look, you know, like he’s gonna ask me to Prom. 

Giles: Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you… 

Buffy: Oh come on! What am I, Saint Buffy? He’s like three feet tall! 

Giles: I’m glad to see you’ve recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training? 

Buffy: Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother!

(Giles walks into a tree)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”

Quote of the Day

Lorelai: I don’t know what is wrong with me. This is a beautiful festival. People should be enjoying it.

Luke: It’s a crazy festival based on a nutty myth about two lunatics, who in all probability did not even exist. And even if they did, probably dropped dead of diphtheria before age 24. The town of Stars Hollow probably got its name from the local dance hall prostitute. Two rich drunk guys who made up the story to make it look good on a poster.

Lorelai: You are full of hate and loathing, and I gotta tell you, I love it!

Luke: Oh, it’s so good to have somebody share this hate with.

Lorelai: My pleasure.

Luke: More coffee?

Lorelai: Yeah please. Hey, tomorrow, if you have time, I’m planning on despising everyone who says ‘Hey, how’s it going?’

Luke: You’re on.

Rachel: Hey, how’s it going?

Lorelai: Oh, now that’s just too easy.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 16 — “Star-crossed Lovers and Other Strangers”

Quote of the Day

Kaylee: Come on, admit it, it’s true.

Simon: No, I won’t, because it’s not. I use swear words like anybody else.

Kaylee: Oh, really? See, I never heard you. So when is it you do all of this cussin’? After I go to bed, or…

Simon: I swear when it’s appropriate.

Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.

(Inara walks in)

Kaylee: Hey, there, Inara! Heading off for some glamorous romance?

Inara: Lets hope so. See you two tomorrow. Don’t let Mal get you into too much trouble while I’m gone.

Kaylee: Bye, now. Have good sex! (off Simon’s look) What?

Firefly — Episode 7 — “Jaynestown”

Quote of the Day

Kirk: Aren’t you dead? I assume you are loitering here to learn what efficiency rating I plan to give your cadets.

Spock: I am understandably curious.

Kirk: They destroyed the simulator room and you with it.

Spock: The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?

Kirk: It had the virtue of never having been tried. (holding up his birthday present) Oh, by the way, thank you for this.

Spock: I know of your fondness for antiques.

Kirk: ‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times’… Message, Spock?

Spock: None of that I’m conscious of… except, of course, happy birthday, surely the best of times.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Quote of the Day

Willow: So you’re feeling better about Angel? 

Buffy: Well, we talked, and then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and then we talked some more.

Willow: See! That’s how it should work! 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”

Quote of the Day

(Lorelai painted Luke’s Diner.)

Luke: What the —

Lorelai: Taa-daa!

Luke: How’d you get in here?

Lorelai: Your bread guy let me in.

Luke: I’m switching bread guys.

Lorelai: What do you think?

Luke: I think you shouldn’t break and enter.

Lorelai: So what do you think?

Luke: Well I gotta admit… it looks pretty good.

Lorelai: Oh, I knew you’d like it.

Luke: Thanks.

Lorelai: Anytime. It’s fun.

Luke: So, uh, where’s the guy?

Lorelai: Oh he’s gone.

Luke: Oh, too bad.

Lorelai: We’ll be fine. Luke?

Luke: Yeah?

Lorelai: Um, can I make one more suggestion?

Luke: No.

Lorelai: Curtains?

Luke: No.

Lorelai: Manly curtains.

Luke: Oxymoron.

Lorelai: What did you call me?

Luke: No curtains.

Lorelai: Aw come on. You gotta give a little. How about a tablecloth?

Luke: No. We don’t do tablecloths here.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 15 — “Christopher Returns”

Quote of the Day

Wash: We got it. It’s not pretty, but we can steer enough to turn the hell around.

Mal: Nice work, Kaylee.

Kaylee: Not soon enough to help.

Mal: Hey. Lot easier to pull things apart than it is put ’em right. You’re still the best mechanic floatin’.

(Mal kisses the top of Kaylee’s head.)

Wash: Captain, didn’t you know kissin’ girls makes you sleepy?

Mal: Well sometimes I just can’t help myself.

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

Quote of the Day

(Saavik has just “completed” the Kobayashi Maru.)

Kirk: Physician, heal thyself.

McCoy: Is that’s all you gotta say? What about my performance?

Kirk: I’m not a drama critic… Well, Mister Saavik, are you going to stay with the sinking ship?

Saavik: Permission to speak candidly, sir?

Kirk: Granted.

Saavik: I don’t believe this was a fair test of my command abilities.

Kirk: And why not?

Saavik: Because… there was no way to win.

Kirk: A no-win situation is a possibility every commander may face. Has that never occurred to you?

Saavik: No sir. It has not.

Kirk: How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn’t you say?

Saavik: As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.

Kirk: Well, now you have something new to think about. Carry on.

McCoy: Admiral? Wouldn’t it be easier to just put an experienced crew back on the ship?

Kirk: Galloping about the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor.

Uhura: Now what is that supposed to mean?

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Quote of the Day

Jonathan: Get away from me!

Buffy: Ok Jonathan, you wanna point that somewhere else?

Jonathan: Don’t you try and stop me! 

Buffy: No, no no stopping. Just here for view. Hey, look, City Hall. 

Jonathan: Go away! 

Buffy: Never gonna happen. 

Jonathan: You think I won’t use this? 

Buffy: I don’t know Jonathan, I just—

Jonathan: Stop doing that! 

Buffy: Doing what? 

Jonathan: Stop saying my name like we’re friends! We’re not friends! You all think I’m an idiot! A short idiot! 

Buffy: I don’t. I don’t think about you much at all. Nobody here really does. Bugs you, doesn’t it? You have all this pain, and all these feelings and nobody’s really paying attention. 

Jonathan: You think I just want attention? 

Buffy: No. I think you’re up in the clock tower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. Believe it or not, Jonathan, I understand about the pain.

Jonathan: Oh right. Cuz the burden of being beautiful and athletic, that’s a crippler.

Buffy: You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it’s not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular ones. The guys that pick on you. If you could hear what they were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there. It’s not. It’s deafening… You know, I could’ve taken that by now.

Jonathan: I know. 

Buffy: (holds her hand out) I’d rather do it this way.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”