Quote of the Day

Mal: Hey! You’re, uh… uh… well, there you are.

Saffron: I’ve made the bed warm for you.

Mal: It looks, uh, warm.

Saffron: And I’ve made myself ready for you.

Mal: Let’s ride right past the part where you explain exactly what that means. Didn’t you see you got a room of your own?

Saffron: And I’m to sleep there?

Mal: That’s the notion. Assuming you’re… yeah… sleepy.

Saffron: But we’ve been wed. Aren’t we to become one flesh?

Mal: Well, no, uh… We’re still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

Saffron: I’m sorry. When we talked I’d hoped, but I don’t — 

(she lets the sheet that’s covering her fall)

Mal: (looking away) Whoa, hey! Flesh…

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

Quote of the Day

Kirk: Let’s take a look. Full sensor scan, Mister Spock. They can’t expect us not to look them over now.

Decker: Now that we’re looking down their throat.

Kirk: Right. Now that we’ve got them just where they want us.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Quote of the Day

Xander: She can read our minds? Our every impulse and fantasy. 

Buffy: Every one. 

Xander: (in his head) Oh god. 

Cordelia: (in her head) I don’t see what this has to do with me. (out loud) I don’t see what this has to do with me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”

Quote of the Day

Rory: Can brains hurt?

Lorelai: Yes, it’s hypochondria hour.

Rory: No, I’m serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.

Lorelai: Your brain pinged?

Rory: Yeah. It just went like “dink.”

Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn’t ping.

Rory: Well I don’t think a dinking brain is any less worrisome than a pinging brain.

Lorelai: Well, you got me there.

Rory: So should I go to a tumor doctor?

Lorelai: No, you don’t have a tumor. You’re reading too much. You’re probably just losing your eyesight.

Rory: Thank you.

Lorelai: You’re welcome.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 14 — “That Damn Donna Reed”

Quote of the Day

Zoe: Clearly she’s out of her mind.

Wash: Well, she’s let a sheltered life.

Zoe: Did you see the way she grabbed that glass from you?

Wash: Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to god. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Zoe: Of course. The man rushes in to defend her.

Wash: I’m talking about geese.

Zoe: Captain shouldn’t be babysitting a damned groupie, and he knows it.

Wash: Okay, when did this become not funny?

Zoe: When you didn’t turn around and put her ass back down on Triumph where it belongs.

Wash: Oh, hey! Now it’s even my fault? Is there anything else on your mind that I should know about? There are all kinds of twists and cul de sacs. It’s wild!

Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”

Quote of the Day

Spock: Science officer Spock, reporting as ordered, Captain.

Kirk: Please sit down.

McCoy: Spock, you haven’t changed a bit. You’re just as warm and sociable as ever.

Spock: Nor have you, Doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture