Quark: Earth’s nothing more than a rotating ball of boredom.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”
Jake Sisko: Any idea where you’re gonna live?
Miles O’Brien: No, Keiko and I’re still mulling over a few possibilities.
Worf: Have you ever considered Minsk?
Miles O’Brien: I don’t think that’s on our list.
Benjamin Sisko: New Orleans is a gorgeous city.
Kasidy Yates: I’ve heard great things about Paris.
Worf: Minsk.
Ezri Dax: Jadzia loved Rio.
Odo: Well, you’ve certainly got a lot of choices.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah, too many, hm?
Worf: Minsk.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”
Julian Bashir: I can’t look away for a second.
Miles O’Brien: Just fix the shoulder… Careful!
Julian Bashir: Sit still, or you’re gonna end up with one arm shorter than the other!
Miles O’Brien: You’d do anything to beat me at darts.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”
Julian Bashir: One thing’s for sure: Sloan knew he had the perfect bait, that I wouldn’t be able to resist it. But there was one thing he failed to consider.
Miles O’Brien: And what’s that?
Julian Bashir: You. To Miles Edward O’Brien!
Miles O’Brien: To friendship. Well, I’d better get home. Keiko is holding dinner for me.
Julian Bashir: This late?
Miles O’Brien: Yeah, well, she’s a helluva woman.
Julian Bashir: That’s why you love her.
Miles O’Brien: M-hm, that’s right – that’s why I love her… You wanna come?
Julian Bashir: Sure.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”
Julian Bashir: What’s that?
Miles O’Brien: It’s the tunnel.
Julian Bashir: What tunnel?
Miles O’Brien: You know, the… the tunnel to the great beyond.
Julian Bashir: Oh – it is. I must say, I’m… a bit disappointed; I expected it to be more elaborate.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”
Miles O’Brien: [of Keiko] She always said I… I liked you more than I liked her.
Julian Bashir: That’s ridiculous!
Miles O’Brien: Right.
Julian Bashir: Well, maybe, maybe you do, a bit more.
Miles O’Brien: What? Are you crazy? She’s my wife, I love her!
Julian Bashir: Of course you love her – she’s your wife.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah.
Julian Bashir: I’m just saying, maybe you like me a bit more, that’s all.
Miles O’Brien: I do not.
Julian Bashir: You spend more time with me.
Miles O’Brien: We work together!
Julian Bashir: We have more in common.
Miles O’Brien: Julian, you are beginning to annoy me.
Julian Bashir: Darts, racquetball, Vic’s lounge, the Alamo… Need I go on?
Miles O’Brien: I *love* my wife.
Julian Bashir: And I love Ezri – passionately.
Miles O’Brien: You do?
Julian Bashir: Yes.
Miles O’Brien: Have you told her?
Julian Bashir: Not yet. But I will.
Miles O’Brien: Oh, yeah? Huh… When?
Julian Bashir: When I’m ready. It’s just that I… like you… a bit more. See? There, I’ve admitted it.
Miles O’Brien: Yeah, well – I *love* my wife.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”
Miles O’Brien: I’m going with you.
Julian Bashir: What?
Miles O’Brien: You heard me. And it’s not open to debate. If you’re determined to go on this lunatic mission inside Sloan’s head, then somebody with an ounce of sanity has to be with you!
Julian Bashir: You just wanna come because you don’t want Captain Sisko to find out what we’re doing.
Miles O’Brien: Well, there’s that too.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”