Sulu: How do you figure it, Chekov? First we’re going to Vulcan, then we’re going to Altair, then we’re headed to Vulcan again, and now we’re headed back to Altair.
Chekov: I think I’m going to get space sick.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 5 — “Amok Time”
Buffy: New Watcher?
Giles: New Watcher.
Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. It’s very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh, yes. Gwendolyn Post. We all heard. No. Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly and phoned the Council, but I’m glad to see you’re on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.
Wesley: Well, I’m glad that’s cleared up.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
Rory: I can’t believe tomorrow’s my last day at Stars Hollow High.
Lorelai: I know.
Rory: Today I was so excited I dressed for gym.
Lorelai: You’re kidding!
Rory: And I played volleyball.
Lorelai: With other people?
Rory: And I learned that all this time I was avoiding group sports?
Lorelai: Yeah?
Rory: Was very smart because I suck at them.
Lorelai: Well, yeah, you got that from me.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
Simon: Hodgeberries… Do you remember when we found those giant hodgeberry bushes on the Cambersons’ estate? And we thought they’d grown wild, but…Long while ago.
River: I took you away from there.
Simon: No.
River: I know I did. You don’t think I do, but… I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and… some of it’s made up, and… some of it can’t be quantified, and… there’s secrets.
Simon: It’s okay.
River: But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It’s hard for you. You gave up everything you had…
Simon: Mei mei… Everything I have is right here.
River: You need to eat. Keep up your strength. We won’t be here long. Daddy will come and take us home. And I’ll get better… I’ll get better.
(Simon eats another berry)
Simon: These are better than the Cambersons’ berries.
River: They are. Except they’re poison.
(Simon spits out the berries)
River: (laughing) He believed her. Made a face.
Simon: You are such a brat!
Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”
Spock: The child was named Leonard James Akaar?
McCoy: Has a kind of a ring to it, don’t you think, James?
Kirk: Yes. I think it’s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock?
Spock: I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month… sir.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 3 — “Friday’s Child”
Xander: Willow, what are these?
Willow: They’re early admission packets.
Xander: Harvard… Yale… Wesleyan… Some German Polytechnical Institute whose name I, uh… I can’t pronounce. Is anyone else intimidated? ‘Cause I’m just expecting thin slips of paper with the words ‘No Way’ written in crayon.
Oz: They’re typing those now.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
Lorelai: Michel, the phone.
Michel: Mmhmm. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
The Love Pirate 