Quote of the Day


Michel: Excuse me. There’s a phone call for you, and if I’m to fetch you like a dog, I’d like a cookie and a raise.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 2 — “The Lorelais’ First Day at Chilton”

Quote of the Day


Lorelai: Michel, the phone.

Michel: Mmhmm. It rings.

Lorelai: Can you answer it?

Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”