Quote of the Day


Giles: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you’re at it, don’t criticize my methods.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — Bad Girls

Quote of the Day


Wesley: Ah. This is perhaps Faith?

Faith: New Watcher?

Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.

Faith: Screw that. (walks out)

Buffy: Now, why didn’t I just say that?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”

Quote of the Day


Wesley: Buffy, you will go to the Gleaves family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet.

Buffy: I will?

Wesley: Are you not used to being given orders?

Buffy: Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says ‘please’. And afterwards I get a cookie. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”

Quote of the Day


Buffy: New Watcher? 

Giles: New Watcher.

Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. It’s very nice to meet you.

Buffy: Is he evil? 

Wesley: Evil? 

Buffy: The last one was evil. 

Wesley: Oh, yes. Gwendolyn Post. We all heard. No. Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly and phoned the Council, but I’m glad to see you’re on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.

Buffy: Is he evil? 

Giles: Not in the strictest sense. 

Wesley: Well, I’m glad that’s cleared up.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”

Quote of the Day


Xander: Willow, what are these? 

Willow: They’re early admission packets.

Xander: Harvard… Yale… Wesleyan… Some German Polytechnical Institute whose name I, uh… I can’t pronounce. Is anyone else intimidated? ‘Cause I’m just expecting thin slips of paper with the words ‘No Way’ written in crayon.

Oz: They’re typing those now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”