Oz: (about Willow’s SAT score) Well, I can see why you’d be upset. (Willow looks hurt) That was my sarcastic voice.
Xander: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Oz: I’ve been told that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 8 – “Lover’s Walk”
Xander: I don’t get this. The candy’s supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff, but I’ve had a ton, and I don’t feel any dif… Never mind.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 6 – “Band Candy”
Giles: We have to find Buffy. Something terrible’s happened. Just kidding. Thought I’d give you a scare. Are those finger sandwiches?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 5 – “Homecoming”
Willow: I mean, this time, it’s not your boyfriend who’s the cold-blooded… (Oz walks in) Jelly doughnut?
…
(later in the episode)
Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we *are* dealing with. Clearly, we’re looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
Oz: (entering) Present. (Willow rushes over to him) Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”
Giles: Right. It’s good to see you. Um, no need to panic.
Oz: Just a thought: poker: not your game.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”
Oz: How do, Debbie?
Debbie: Hi, Oz. Hey, you’re not doing jazz band this year?
Oz: Oh, can’t take the pressure. It’s not the music that’s hard, it’s the marching.
Buffy: We have a marching jazz band?
Oz: Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we’d be going off in all directions, banging into floats… Scary.
Willow: He’s just being Oz.
Oz: Pretty much full-time.
Buffy the Vanpire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”
Willow: Okay. Now, he’s had his two o’clock feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they’re on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy.
Xander: Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not ‘handle’ handle, like ‘hands to flesh’ handle.
Willow: Mm, okay. Well, it’s not for you. It’s for me, ’cause I’m still getting used to half a Monty.
Xander: Oh. Good…. Half? You and Oz? Which half?
Willow: Wouldn’t *you* like to know?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 4 — “Beauty and the Beasts”
Willow: And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes.
Xander: And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow.
Willow: Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on Parent-Teacher night. Oh, a-and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave.
Xander: And they say young people don’t learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I’ve learned to be afraid.
Faith: You guys are a hoot and a half. If I’d had friends like you in high school, I… probably still would’ve dropped out. But I might’ve been sad about it, you know?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Giles: There’s a Watchers’ retreat every year in the Cotswolds. It’s a lovely spot. It’s very serene. There’s horse riding and hiking and punting and lectures and discussions. It-i-it’s… it’s a great honor to be invited. Or so I’m told.
Faith: Oh, it’s boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you.
Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is *Giles*.
Faith: I see him. If I’d’ve known they came *that* young and cute, I would’ve requested a transfer.
Buffy: Raise your hand if ‘ew’.
Giles: Well, um, uh, leaving aside for a moment my, uh, youth and beauty, I’d-I’d say it was, um, fortuitous that Faith arrived when she did.
Willow: Aha! (They all look at her) Sorry. I just meant… aha! There’s big evil brewin’. You’ll never be bored here, Faith. ‘Cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin’ evil.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Oz: Something occurring. Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but, I’m, I’m wondering about your position on werewolves.
Willow: Oz is a werewolf.
Buffy: It’s a long story.
Oz: I got bit.
Buffy: Apparently not that long.
Faith: Hey, as long as you don’t go scratchin’ at me or humpin’ my leg, we’re five-by-five, you know?
Oz: Fair enough.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
The Love Pirate 