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Xander: Willow, what are these? 

Willow: They’re early admission packets.

Xander: Harvard… Yale… Wesleyan… Some German Polytechnical Institute whose name I, uh… I can’t pronounce. Is anyone else intimidated? ‘Cause I’m just expecting thin slips of paper with the words ‘No Way’ written in crayon.

Oz: They’re typing those now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”

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Giles: All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. (looks into the doughnut box) Did you eat all the jellies?

Buffy: Did you want a jelly? 

Giles: I always have a jelly. I’m always the one that says ‘let’s have a jelly in the mix.’ 

Willow: We’re sorry… Buffy had three. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: You girls need a lift? 

Buffy: What is this? 

Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing

Willow: Your thing? 

Xander: My thing

Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Buffy: Uh, what do we do with the trio here? Should we burn them? 

Willow: I brought marshmallows! 

(Everyone looks at her)

Willow: Occasionally, I’m callous and strange.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit. 

Willow: Are you okay? 

Xander: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. 

Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. 

Faith: Or killed. 

Buffy: Or both. And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn’t be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be… fray-adjacent. 

Xander: Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head? 

Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all. 

Xander: I think you’ll find that was more of a bellow.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Willow: Hey, Buff. What cha looking for? You wanna borrow something?

Buffy: What is this?

Willow: (nervously) A doodle. I do doodle. You, too! You do doodle, too!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 11 — “Gingerbread”

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Xander: So, you doing anything special?

Buffy: Tree. Nog. Roast beast. Just me and Mom and hopefully an excess of gifts. What are you doing for Christmas?

Willow: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everybody worships Santa.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 10 — “Amends”

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Xander: But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know that was positively the last time we were ever gonna kiss. 

Willow: Darn tootin’! 

Xander: And they burst in, rescuing us, without even knocking? I mean, this is really all their fault.

Buffy: Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

Xander: Mine is much more advanced.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”

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(Buffy just killed a demon)

Willow: Isn’t he gonna go poof? 

Buffy: Mm, I guess these guys don’t. We’ll have to bury him or something. Uhhf… Makes you appreciate vamps, though. No fuss, no muss.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 9 — “The Wish”

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Oz: (about Willow’s SAT score) Well, I can see why you’d be upset. (Willow looks hurt) That was my sarcastic voice.

Xander: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Oz: I’ve been told that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 8 – “Lover’s Walk”