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Buffy: When did you guys hang out?

Xander: Oh, she was fighting one of those, uh, apocalypse demon things, and I helped her. Gave her a ride home.

Buffy: And you guys talked?

Xander: Not extensively. No.

Buffy: Then why would you… Oh.

Giles: Oh!

Willow: I don’t need to say ‘oh’. I got it before. They slept together.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 15 — “Consequences”

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Wesley: Ah. This is perhaps Faith?

Faith: New Watcher?

Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.

Faith: Screw that. (walks out)

Buffy: Now, why didn’t I just say that?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”

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Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and… no kill… I’m about ready to pop.

Xander: Really? Pop?! 

Faith: You up for it?

Xander: Oh, I’m up. I’m suddenly very up. It’s just, um… I’ve never been up with people before.

Faith: Just relax… And take your pants off.

Xander: Those two concepts are antithetical.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit. 

Willow: Are you okay? 

Xander: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. 

Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. 

Faith: Or killed. 

Buffy: Or both. And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn’t be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be… fray-adjacent. 

Xander: Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head? 

Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all. 

Xander: I think you’ll find that was more of a bellow.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Willow: And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes.

Xander: And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow.

Willow: Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on Parent-Teacher night. Oh, a-and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave.

Xander: And they say young people don’t learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I’ve learned to be afraid.

Faith: You guys are a hoot and a half. If I’d had friends like you in high school, I… probably still would’ve dropped out. But I might’ve been sad about it, you know?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”


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Giles: There’s a Watchers’ retreat every year in the Cotswolds. It’s a lovely spot. It’s very serene. There’s horse riding and hiking and punting and lectures and discussions. It-i-it’s… it’s a great honor to be invited. Or so I’m told.

Faith: Oh, it’s boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you.

Buffy: Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is *Giles*.

Faith: I see him. If I’d’ve known they came *that* young and cute, I would’ve requested a transfer.

Buffy: Raise your hand if ‘ew’.

Giles: Well, um, uh, leaving aside for a moment my, uh, youth and beauty, I’d-I’d say it was, um, fortuitous that Faith arrived when she did.

Willow: Aha! (They all look at her) Sorry. I just meant… aha! There’s big evil brewin’. You’ll never be bored here, Faith. ‘Cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin’ evil.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Oz: Something occurring. Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but, I’m, I’m wondering about your position on werewolves.

Willow: Oz is a werewolf.

Buffy: It’s a long story.

Oz: I got bit.

Buffy: Apparently not that long.

Faith: Hey, as long as you don’t go scratchin’ at me or humpin’ my leg, we’re five-by-five, you know?

Oz: Fair enough.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”