Willow: And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes.

Xander: And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow.

Willow: Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on Parent-Teacher night. Oh, a-and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave.

Xander: And they say young people don’t learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I’ve learned to be afraid.

Faith: You guys are a hoot and a half. If I’d had friends like you in high school, I… probably still would’ve dropped out. But I might’ve been sad about it, you know?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”