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Buffy: I want to share this with you. It’s like all these doors are opening to all these little worlds, and I can just walk right inside. 

Oz’s thoughts: No one else exists either. Buffy is all of us. We think. Therefore, she is.

Willow’s thoughts: She knows so much. She knows what Oz is thinking. I never know that. Before long, she’ll know him better than I do.

Buffy: No, don’t think that.

Willow: I can’t help it Buffy. I’m sorry, I just can’t. (leaves)

Oz: If you don’t need me, I’m gonna follow the redhead. (leaves)

Buffy: Guess I won’t be writing that book, ‘Gaining Friends through Telepathy.’ 

Cordelia: (in her head) Whatever. I wonder when I can go. (out loud) Whatever. Can I go?

Wesley: (sticks his head out of the office) Excuse me. Can you hear me thinking in here? I could go out into the hall. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”

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Xander: But… It’s just that it’s buggin’ me, this ‘cool’ thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn’t have it? And who decides who doesn’t have it? What is the essence of cool? 

Oz: Not sure. 

Xander: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that? 

Oz: Am I?

Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases? 

Oz: Could be. 

Xander: I know! You’re in a band! That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar? 

Oz: Not the way I play it. 

Xander: Okay, but on the other hand: eighth grade. I’m taking the flügelhorn and gettin’ zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But you need a thing, one thing nobody else has. What do I have?

Oz: An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Oz: Something occurring. Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but, I’m, I’m wondering about your position on werewolves.

Willow: Oz is a werewolf.

Buffy: It’s a long story.

Oz: I got bit.

Buffy: Apparently not that long.

Faith: Hey, as long as you don’t go scratchin’ at me or humpin’ my leg, we’re five-by-five, you know?

Oz: Fair enough.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Willow: Ooh, Scott Hope at eleven o’clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren’t ready then. But I think you’re ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. (Buffy gapes at her) Oh! I didn’t mean the *bad* thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you… (glares at Oz) You’re supposed to stop me when I do that.

Oz: (smiles and shakes his head) I like when you do that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Xander: Ahh. Buffy and food.

Willow: Maybe we shouldn’t be too couple-y around Buffy.

Cordelia: Oh, you mean ’cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?

Xander: Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?

Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple… Uncouple.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Oz: Are you guys all right?

Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?

Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.

Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Oz:  Oh, hey! Animal cracker?

Willow:  No, thank you. How’s your arm?

Oz:  Suddenly painless.

Willow:  You can still play the guitar okay?

Oz:  Oh, not well, but not worse.

Willow:  Y’know, I never really thanked you.

Oz:  Ooo, yeah, please don’t. I don’t do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It’s not pretty.

Willow:  Well, then forget that thing. E-especially with the part where I kind of owe you my life.

Oz:  Oh, look! Monkey! And he has a little hat. And little pants.

Willow:  Yeah, I-I see!

Oz:  The monkey’s the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?

[Willow smiles.]

Oz:  You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen… So, I’m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, ‘Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!’ And you know the monkey’s just, ‘I mock you with my monkey pants!’ And there’s a big coup in the zoo.

Willow:  The monkey is French?

Oz:  All monkeys are French. You didn’t know that?

Willow:  No.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”

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Buffy:  How is he?

Willow:  He’s shot! Are you okay?

Oz:  I, uh, I’m shot! Y’know. Wow! It’s odd! And painful.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”

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Oz:  Hey.

Willow:  Hey! Your hair! Is brown!

Oz:  Oh, yeah, sometimes. So, uh, did you decide? Are you gonna be a Corporate Computer Suit Guy?

Willow:  Oh. Uh, well, I-I think I’m gonna finish high school first. What about you?

Oz:  I’m not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person.

Willow:  They why’d they select you?

Oz:  Oh, I sorta test well. Y’know, which is cool. E-except that it leads to jobs.

Willow:  Well, don’t you have some ambition?

Oz:  Oh, yeah! Yeah. E-flat, diminished ninth.

Willow:  Huh?

Oz:  Well, the E-flat, it’s, it’s doable, but that diminished ninth, y’know, it’s a man’s chord. Now, you could lose a finger.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 10 – “What’s My Line, Part 2”

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Buffy:  Try it!

Oz:  Try what?

Buffy:  Uh… I-I’m sorry.

Oz:  Still not clear what I’m supposed to try.

Buffy:  Nothing. God, I’m… sorry, I…

Oz:  That is a tense person.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 9 – “What’s My Line, Part 1”