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Willow: I mean, this time, it’s not your boyfriend who’s the cold-blooded… (Oz walks in) Jelly doughnut?

(later in the episode)

Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we *are* dealing with. Clearly, we’re looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.

Oz: (entering) Present. (Willow rushes over to him) Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”

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Giles: Right. It’s good to see you. Um, no need to panic.

Oz: Just a thought: poker: not your game.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”

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Oz: How do, Debbie?

Debbie: Hi, Oz. Hey, you’re not doing jazz band this year?

Oz: Oh, can’t take the pressure. It’s not the music that’s hard, it’s the marching.

Buffy: We have a marching jazz band?

Oz: Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we’d be going off in all directions, banging into floats… Scary.

Willow: He’s just being Oz.

Oz: Pretty much full-time.

Buffy the Vanpire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 4 – “Beauty and the Beasts”

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Willow: Okay. Now, he’s had his two o’clock feeding, and, uh, after sunrise, if he forgets where his clothes are, they’re on top of the file cabinet in his cage. I put those towels up for privacy. 

Xander: Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not ‘handle’ handle, like ‘hands to flesh’ handle. 

Willow: Mm, okay. Well, it’s not for you. It’s for me, ’cause I’m still getting used to half a Monty.

Xander: Oh. Good…. Half? You and Oz? Which half? 

Willow: Wouldn’t *you* like to know?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 4 — “Beauty and the Beasts”