Lorelai: Michel, the phone.
Michel: Mmhmm. It rings.
Lorelai: Can you answer it?
Michel: No. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
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Zoe: You sanguine about the kind of reception we’re up to receive on an Alliance ship, Cap?
Mal: Absolutely…. What’s sanguine mean?
Zoe: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means bloody.
Mal: Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don’t it?
Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”
Quote of the Day
McCoy:Look, I’m a doctor, not an escalator!
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 3 — “Friday’s Child”
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Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and… no kill… I’m about ready to pop.
Xander: Really? Pop?!
Faith: You up for it?
Xander: Oh, I’m up. I’m suddenly very up. It’s just, um… I’ve never been up with people before.
Faith: Just relax… And take your pants off.
Xander: Those two concepts are antithetical.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Rory: Mom?
Lorelai: Oh!
Rory: You’re happy.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I’m not that happy.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
Quote of the Day
Kaylee: We’re headed for help… right?
Zoe: Captain’ll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: That’s good. Right?
Zoe: Possibly you’re not recalling some of his previous plans.
Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”
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Edith: You know as well as I do how out of place you two are around here.
Spock: Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?
Edith: You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will. And you? You belong in another place. I don’t know where or how. I’ll figure it out eventually.
Spock: I’ll finish with the furnace.
Edith: …Captain. Even when he doesn’t say it, he does.
Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”
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Giles: All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. (looks into the doughnut box) Did you eat all the jellies?
Buffy: Did you want a jelly?
Giles: I always have a jelly. I’m always the one that says ‘let’s have a jelly in the mix.’
Willow: We’re sorry… Buffy had three.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus…
Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
(Luke fills her cup)
Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You’ve got wings, baby.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 1 — “Pilot”
Quote of the Day
(Jayne is going through Simon’s things, and stops to “read” from his diary.)
Jayne: “Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.” (flips page) “Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.”
Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”
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