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Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and… no kill… I’m about ready to pop.

Xander: Really? Pop?! 

Faith: You up for it?

Xander: Oh, I’m up. I’m suddenly very up. It’s just, um… I’ve never been up with people before.

Faith: Just relax… And take your pants off.

Xander: Those two concepts are antithetical.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Giles: All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. (looks into the doughnut box) Did you eat all the jellies?

Buffy: Did you want a jelly? 

Giles: I always have a jelly. I’m always the one that says ‘let’s have a jelly in the mix.’ 

Willow: We’re sorry… Buffy had three. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: You girls need a lift? 

Buffy: What is this? 

Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing

Willow: Your thing? 

Xander: My thing

Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: But… It’s just that it’s buggin’ me, this ‘cool’ thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn’t have it? And who decides who doesn’t have it? What is the essence of cool? 

Oz: Not sure. 

Xander: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that? 

Oz: Am I?

Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases? 

Oz: Could be. 

Xander: I know! You’re in a band! That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar? 

Oz: Not the way I play it. 

Xander: Okay, but on the other hand: eighth grade. I’m taking the flügelhorn and gettin’ zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But you need a thing, one thing nobody else has. What do I have?

Oz: An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Buffy: Uh, what do we do with the trio here? Should we burn them? 

Willow: I brought marshmallows! 

(Everyone looks at her)

Willow: Occasionally, I’m callous and strange.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Xander: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit. 

Willow: Are you okay? 

Xander: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. 

Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. 

Faith: Or killed. 

Buffy: Or both. And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn’t be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be… fray-adjacent. 

Xander: Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head? 

Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all. 

Xander: I think you’ll find that was more of a bellow.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Buffy: Willow, you okay? 

Willow: Yeah, I’m fine. Th-the shaking is, is a side effect of the fear. 

Giles: Thank you.

Buffy: Well, if it wasn’t for that clouding spell…

Willow: Yeah, it went good! Nothing melted like last time!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”