Buffy: So let me get this straight. I’m really back in school because the school board *overruled* you. Wow. That’s like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.
Joyce: I think what my daughter’s trying to say is… Nyah-nyah-nyah nyah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Scott: Hi, Buffy.
Buffy: Hi.
(Scott walks off)
Willow: I think that went very well. Don’t you think that went very well?
Cordelia: He didn’t try to slit our throats or anything. That’s progress.
Willow: Hey, did you do that little half-smile thing?
Buffy: Look, I’m not trying to snare Scott Hope. I just want to get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.
Willow: Like date?
Buffy: Well…
Xander: Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut. (Buffy punches him) Ow.
Buffy: All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Willow: Ooh, Scott Hope at eleven o’clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren’t ready then. But I think you’re ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. (Buffy gapes at her) Oh! I didn’t mean the *bad* thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you… (glares at Oz) You’re supposed to stop me when I do that.
Oz: (smiles and shakes his head) I like when you do that.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Xander: Ahh. Buffy and food.
Willow: Maybe we shouldn’t be too couple-y around Buffy.
Cordelia: Oh, you mean ’cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
Xander: Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?
Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple… Uncouple.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Willow: I’m giddy.
Oz: Oh, I like you giddy. Always have.
Willow: It’s the freedom! As Seniors, we can go off-campus now for lunch. It’s no longer cutting. It’s legal! Heck, it’s expected! Wow, it’s, uh, also a big step forward, a Senior moment, one that has to be savored. You can’t just rush into this, you know?
(Oz and Xander grab Willow’s arms and carry her across the street.)
Willow: Ohh! No, I can’t!
Xander: You can.
Oz: See, you are.
Willow: Oh, but, no! What if they changed the rule without telling? What if they’re lying in wait to *arrest* me a-and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?
Xander: Breathe. Breathe.
Willow: Okay. Hmm… This is good! This is… Hey, we’re Seniors! Hey, I’m walkin’ here!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Buffy: I wish I could’ve been there with you.
Willow: Me, too. I really freaked out.
Buffy: I am sorry.
Willow: It’s okay. I understand you having to bail. I can forgive that. Mm, I have to make allowances for what you’re going through a-and be a grownup about it.
Buffy: You’re really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren’t you?
Willow: It’s like a drug!
Buffy: Fine! Okay. I’m the bad. I can take my lumps … for a while.
Willow: All right. I’ll stop giving you a hard time… Runaway.
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I’m sorry!… Quitter.
Buffy: Whiner.
Willow: Bailer.
Buffy: Harpy.
Willow: Delinquent.
Buffy: Tramp.
Willow: Bad seed.
Buffy: Witch.
Willow: Freak.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Giles: Unbelievable. (mocks Joyce) ‘Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead!’ Americans.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What’s the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Joyce: Uh, look! It’s, uh, Nigerian. We got a very exciting shipment in at the Gallery. I, um, thought I’d hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room.
Buffy: It’s angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer.
Joyce: You have no appreciation of primitive art. You going out?
Buffy: Oh. Um . . . well, i-if it’s okay. I, um . . . I’d like to find Willow and Xander.
Joyce: Will you be slaying?
Buffy: Only if they give me lip.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
(Buffy bashes Ken’s skull with a club.)
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
The Love Pirate 