Buffy: So let me get this straight. I’m really back in school because the school board *overruled* you. Wow. That’s like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.
Joyce: I think what my daughter’s trying to say is… Nyah-nyah-nyah nyah.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Snyder: You do know is a crime scene, don’t you? But then… you’re a criminal, so that pretty much works out.
Buffy: You know I didn’t do it. The police will figure it out.
Snyder: In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Sunnydale are *deeply* stupid. It doesn’t matter anyway. Whatever they find, you’ve proved too much of a liability for this school. These are the moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so that you could live them over and over again. You’re expelled.
Buffy: You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”