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Buffy: So let me get this straight. I’m really back in school because the school board *overruled* you. Wow. That’s like having your whole ability to do this job called into question, when you think about it.

Joyce: I think what my daughter’s trying to say is… Nyah-nyah-nyah nyah.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Snyder: You do know is a crime scene, don’t you? But then… you’re a criminal, so that pretty much works out. 

Buffy: You know I didn’t do it. The police will figure it out. 

Snyder: In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Sunnydale are *deeply* stupid. It doesn’t matter anyway. Whatever they find, you’ve proved too much of a liability for this school. These are the moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so that you could live them over and over again. You’re expelled.

Buffy: You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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Snyder: And you! Are we having a chair shortage?

Willow: I didn’t read anything about… Oh. (slides off of Oz’s lap and into her chair) I get it.

Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.

Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”

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When She Was Bad

Snyder:  There’re some things I can just smell. It’s like a sixth sense.

Giles:  No, actually that would be one of the five.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 1 – “When She Was Bad”

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Buffy:  The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such a primo assignment?

Giles:  Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.

Willow:  I think they call ’em ‘principals’ now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 1: Episode 9 – “The Puppet Show”