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Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?

(Buffy bashes Ken’s skull with a club.)

Lily: Gandhi?

Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Buffy: You know, I just… I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror and I thought, “Hey, what’s with all the sin? I need to change. I’m… I’m dirty. I’m, I’m bad with the… sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W—” … Oh, I just suck at undercover. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Giles: So, no joy at the cemetery?

Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like . . . vampires getting away. But I think we’re improving.

Giles: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh . . . Well, if anything should happen to you and . . . you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

Willow: You’d be cranky?

Giles: Entirely.

Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Oz: Are you guys all right?

Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?

Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.

Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”