Quote of the Day

 

Xander: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit. 

Willow: Are you okay? 

Xander: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. 

Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt. 

Faith: Or killed. 

Buffy: Or both. And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn’t be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be… fray-adjacent. 

Xander: Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head? 

Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all. 

Xander: I think you’ll find that was more of a bellow.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

Quote of the Day

 

Willow: I’m giddy.

Oz: Oh, I like you giddy. Always have.

Willow: It’s the freedom! As Seniors, we can go off-campus now for lunch. It’s no longer cutting. It’s legal! Heck, it’s expected! Wow, it’s, uh, also a big step forward, a Senior moment, one that has to be savored. You can’t just rush into this, you know?

(Oz and Xander grab Willow’s arms and carry her across the street.)

Willow: Ohh! No, I can’t!

Xander: You can.

Oz: See, you are.

Willow: Oh, but, no! What if they changed the rule without telling? What if they’re lying in wait to *arrest* me a-and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?

Xander: Breathe. Breathe.

Willow: Okay. Hmm… This is good! This is… Hey, we’re Seniors! Hey, I’m walkin’ here!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”