(The gang thinks Willow is a vampire)
Xander: This isn’t real.
Buffy: I can’t feel anything. Arms, legs, anything.
Giles: She was truly the finest of all of us.
Xander: Way better than me.
Giles: (nodding) Much, much better.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
Rory: Lane? Lane?
Lane: What’s wrong?
Rory: I got kissed! And I shoplifted.
Lane: Are you serious? Who kissed you?
Rory: Dean.
Lane: The new kid?
Rory: Yes.
Lane: You got the new kid? Oh my God!
Rory: It happened so fast. I was just standing there —
Lane: Where?
Rory: Doose’s Market.
Lane: He kissed you in the market?
Rory: On aisle three.
Lane: By the pest spray?
Rory: Yes.
Lane: Oh, that’s a good aisle.
Rory: What defines a good aisle
Lane: An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle.
Rory: Oh my God. I can’t breathe.
Lane: Ok, sit down.
Rory: No I can’t sit down. I’m too — Oh my God, He kissed me!
(Mrs. Kim appears out of nowhere)
Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?
Lane: The Lord, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Oh, Ok then.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 7 — “Kiss and Tell”
Mal: She’s no one!
(Saffron bursts into tears)
Kaylee: Captain!
Mal: (to Saffron) Would you stop that?
Saffron: I’m sorry.
Mal: You brute.
Kaylee: Hey, sweetie. Don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.
Mal: I’m not a monster!
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”
McCoy: The odds are not good.
Spock: No. I would say approximately four hundred…
McCoy: Don’t quote odds and don’t give me any more dispassionate logic, Mister Spock. Just keep looking for them.
Spock: I would welcome a suggestion, Doctor, even an emotional one, as to where to look.
McCoy: First time you’ve ever asked me for anything, and it has to be an occasion like this.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 17 — “The Gamesters of Triskelion”
Buffy: I think it’s good to be reliable.
Willow: Well, maybe I don’t wanna be reliable all the time. Maybe I’m not just some doormat person. Homework Gal.
Xander: I’m thinking nerve strike.
Willow: Maybe I’ll change my look! Or cut class. You don’t know. And I’m eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!
(Willow storms off, Buffy follows)
Buffy: Will, wait. I’m really sorry…
Willow: Buff, I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me.
Buffy: Oh.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”
The Love Pirate 