Quote of the Day

Mrs. Kim: You break, you buy!

Man: But it was sticking out in the aisle.

Mrs. Kim: You break, you buy!

Man: But I didn’t put it in the aisle.

Mrs. Kim: You have eyes, yes?

Man: Yes I have eyes.

Mrs. Kim: These eyes work?

Man: Yes these eyes work.

Mrs. Kim: They can make out shape, sizes, and colors?

Man: Yes they can do all that, but—

Mrs. Kim: Eyes work! They see lamp in aisle, send message to brain. ‘Lamp in aisle — move’ You move. You don’t break lamp.

Man: I —

Mrs. Kim: You have no eyes, not my problem, that is between you and them. You break, you buy. 

(He gives her some money.)

Mrs. Kim: (smiling) We appreciate your business.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 12 — “Double Date”

Quote of the Day

Lorelai: I came to pick up that rocker that I bought a couple weeks ago.

Mrs. Kim: Six weeks ago.

Lorelai: Oh, well, OK. Well, that’s a couple times three. That’s six… Math humor. Not big with a lot of people. Don’t feel bad. 

Mrs. Kim: This is not a storage facility.

Lorelai: I know, I’m sorry.

Mrs. Kim: This is a furniture store. Furniture comes in, people buy, then it goes out.

Lorelai: Right.

Mrs. Kim: Except when Lorelai Gilmore buys. Then furniture stays here for six weeks.

Lorelai: How about I pay you extra?

Mrs. Kim: I don’t want you to pay me extra. I want you to pick up the thing you paid for in the first place. (she finds the rocker) Here.

Lorelai: Huh, I remember it smaller.

Mrs. Kim: It’s been six weeks. Maybe it grew.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 7 — “Kiss and Tell”

Quote of the Day

Rory: Lane? Lane?

Lane: What’s wrong?

Rory: I got kissed! And I shoplifted.

Lane: Are you serious? Who kissed you?

Rory: Dean.

Lane: The new kid?

Rory: Yes.

Lane: You got the new kid? Oh my God!

Rory: It happened so fast. I was just standing there —

Lane: Where?

Rory: Doose’s Market.

Lane: He kissed you in the market?

Rory: On aisle three.

Lane: By the pest spray?

Rory: Yes.

Lane: Oh, that’s a good aisle.

Rory: What defines a good aisle

Lane: An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle.

Rory: Oh my God. I can’t breathe.

Lane: Ok, sit down.

Rory: No I can’t sit down. I’m too — Oh my God, He kissed me!

(Mrs. Kim appears out of nowhere)

Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?

Lane: The Lord, Mama.

Mrs. Kim: Oh, Ok then.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 7 — “Kiss and Tell”