Mal: She’s no one!
(Saffron bursts into tears)
Mal: (to Saffron) Would you stop that?
Saffron: I’m sorry.
Mal: You brute.
Kaylee: Hey, sweetie. Don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.
Mal: I’m not a monster!
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”