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Willow: I’m a blood-sucking fiend! Look at my outfit! 

Alfonse: A human. I should have smelled it right away. 

Willow: A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this? (She screams at the top of her lungs)

Anya: Sure. Yeah. Humans do that. Yeah. 

Alfonse: Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

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Giles: (examining vampire Willow) It’s extraordinary. 

Willow: It’s horrible! That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil and… skanky… and I think I’m kinda gay. 

Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire’s personality has nothing to do with the person it was.

Angel: Well, actually… (Buffy shoots him a look) That’s a good point.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

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Willow: It’s really nice that you guys missed me… Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya? 

Xander: Will, we saw you at the Bronze. A vampire. 

Willow: I’m not a vampire. 

Buffy: You are. I-I mean, you, you were… Giles, planning on jumping in with an explanation any time soon? 

Giles: Well, uh… something… something, um, very strange is happening. 

Xander: Can you believe the Watcher’s Council let this guy go?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

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(The gang thinks Willow is a vampire)

Xander: This isn’t real.

Buffy: I can’t feel anything. Arms, legs, anything. 

Giles: She was truly the finest of all of us. 

Xander: Way better than me. 

Giles: (nodding) Much, much better.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

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Buffy: I think it’s good to be reliable. 

Willow: Well, maybe I don’t wanna be reliable all the time. Maybe I’m not just some doormat person. Homework Gal. 

Xander: I’m thinking nerve strike. 

Willow: Maybe I’ll change my look! Or cut class. You don’t know. And I’m eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!

(Willow storms off, Buffy follows)

Buffy: Will, wait. I’m really sorry… 

Willow: Buff, I’m storming off. It doesn’t really work if you come with me. 

Buffy: Oh.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

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Xander: Willow, did you remember to tape Biography last Friday? 

Willow: Uh-huh.

Buffy: See, I told you. Old Reliable.

Willow: Oh, thanks. 

Buffy: What? 

Willow: ‘Old Reliable’? Yeah, great. There’s a sexy nickname. 

Buffy: Well, I-I didn’t mean it as… 

Willow: No, it’s fine. I’m ‘Old Reliable’. 

Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser. You’re like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals. 

Willow: That’s Old Faithful. 

Xander: Isn’t that the dog that, that the guy had to shoot…

Willow: That’s Old Yeller.

Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”

Quote of the Day


Anya: For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child… And I’m flunking math. 

D’Hoffryn: This is no concern of ours. You will live out your mortal life and die. 

Anya: Give me another chance. You can fold the fabric of time. Send me back to that place and I’ll change it. I won’t fail again. 

D’Hoffryn: Your time is passed. 

Anya: Do you have any idea how boring twelfth graders are?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 16 — “Dopplegangland”