Rory: Lane? Lane?
Lane: What’s wrong?
Rory: I got kissed! And I shoplifted.
Lane: Are you serious? Who kissed you?
Lane: The new kid?
Lane: You got the new kid? Oh my God!
Rory: It happened so fast. I was just standing there —
Rory: Doose’s Market.
Lane: He kissed you in the market?
Rory: On aisle three.
Lane: By the pest spray?
Lane: Oh, that’s a good aisle.
Rory: What defines a good aisle
Lane: An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle.
Rory: Oh my God. I can’t breathe.
Lane: Ok, sit down.
Rory: No I can’t sit down. I’m too — Oh my God, He kissed me!
(Mrs. Kim appears out of nowhere)
Mrs. Kim: Who kissed you?
Lane: The Lord, Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Oh, Ok then.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 7 — “Kiss and Tell”