Oz: (in his head) I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. (out loud) Hmm…
Xander: (in his head) What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is 30. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!
Buffy: God Xander! Is that all you think about?
Xander: Actually… bye. (runs away)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”
Lorelai: Hello?
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: Luke? Stella got out and I don’t know — do I put seed on the floor? Do I make cheeping sounds? Or do I pull a Lucy Ricardo and walk like a chicken so she thinks I’m her mother?
Luke: Who the hell is this?
Lorelai: What do you mean who is this? It’s Lorelai. Who else would call you looking for her baby chick?
Luke: You’re right. I’m the idiot. Go on.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 14 — “That Damn Donna Reed”
Mal: Hey! You’re, uh… uh… well, there you are.
Saffron: I’ve made the bed warm for you.
Mal: It looks, uh, warm.
Saffron: And I’ve made myself ready for you.
Mal: Let’s ride right past the part where you explain exactly what that means. Didn’t you see you got a room of your own?
Saffron: And I’m to sleep there?
Mal: That’s the notion. Assuming you’re… yeah… sleepy.
Saffron: But we’ve been wed. Aren’t we to become one flesh?
Mal: Well, no, uh… We’re still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
Saffron: I’m sorry. When we talked I’d hoped, but I don’t —
(she lets the sheet that’s covering her fall)
Mal: (looking away) Whoa, hey! Flesh…
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”
Kirk: Let’s take a look. Full sensor scan, Mister Spock. They can’t expect us not to look them over now.
Decker: Now that we’re looking down their throat.
Kirk: Right. Now that we’ve got them just where they want us.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Xander: She can read our minds? Our every impulse and fantasy.
Buffy: Every one.
Xander: (in his head) Oh god.
Cordelia: (in her head) I don’t see what this has to do with me. (out loud) I don’t see what this has to do with me.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 18 — “Earshot”
Rory: Can brains hurt?
Lorelai: Yes, it’s hypochondria hour.
Rory: No, I’m serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Lorelai: Your brain pinged?
Rory: Yeah. It just went like “dink.”
Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn’t ping.
Rory: Well I don’t think a dinking brain is any less worrisome than a pinging brain.
Lorelai: Well, you got me there.
Rory: So should I go to a tumor doctor?
Lorelai: No, you don’t have a tumor. You’re reading too much. You’re probably just losing your eyesight.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: You’re welcome.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 14 — “That Damn Donna Reed”
The Love Pirate 