Lorelai: Hello?

Luke: Yeah.

Lorelai: Luke? Stella got out and I don’t know — do I put seed on the floor? Do I make cheeping sounds? Or do I pull a Lucy Ricardo and walk like a chicken so she thinks I’m her mother?

Luke: Who the hell is this?

Lorelai: What do you mean who is this? It’s Lorelai. Who else would call you looking for her baby chick?

Luke: You’re right. I’m the idiot. Go on.

Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 14 — “That Damn Donna Reed”