Buffy: When did you guys hang out?
Xander: Oh, she was fighting one of those, uh, apocalypse demon things, and I helped her. Gave her a ride home.
Buffy: And you guys talked?
Xander: Not extensively. No.
Buffy: Then why would you… Oh.
Giles: Oh!
Willow: I don’t need to say ‘oh’. I got it before. They slept together.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 15 — “Consequences”
Lorelai: You are of hardy stubborn stock, my dear. If there’s one thing I gave you, it’s my stubbornness.
Rory: I’m not stubborn.
Lorelai: Yes you are.
Rory: No I’m not.
Lorelai: Fine you’re not.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: You’re welcome.
Gilmore Girls — Season 1: Episode 4 — “The Deer-Hunters”
Mal: Gaaahhh! Who the hell are you?
Saffron: What do you mean?
Mal: Well, I think I was pretty clear. What are you doing on my boat?
Saffron: But… you know I’m to cleave to you…?
Mal: To-whubba-who?
Saffron: Did Elder Gommen not tell you?
Mal: Tell me what? Who are you?
Saffron: Mr. Reynolds, sir… I’m your wife.
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”
Giles: If you want to criticize my methods, fine. But you can keep your snide remarks to yourself. And while you’re at it, don’t criticize my methods.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — Bad Girls
Spock: Its trilling seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the Human nervous system. Fortunately, of course… I am immune… to its… effect.
Star Trek — Season 2: Episode 13 — “The Trouble with Tribbles”
Luke: Here.
Rory: What’s that?
Luke: You look like you need pie.
Rory: I do?
Luke: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
Rory:What if I’d thrown a pen?
Luke: I would’ve brought you a trout.
Rory: What?
Luke: I don’t make the rules, I just carry them out.
[Lorelai comes in]
Lorelai: Hey, backwards baseball hat – new look for you. She’s eating pie? Did she even have dinner?
Luke: You raised her, I just serve.
Gilmore Girls — Season 2: Episode 4 — “The Deer-Hunters”
The Love Pirate 