Mal: Gaaahhh! Who the hell are you?
Saffron: What do you mean?
Mal: Well, I think I was pretty clear. What are you doing on my boat?
Saffron: But… you know I’m to cleave to you…?
Saffron: Did Elder Gommen not tell you?
Mal: Tell me what? Who are you?
Saffron: Mr. Reynolds, sir… I’m your wife.
Firefly — Episode 6 — “Our Mrs. Reynolds”