Luke: Here.

Rory: What’s that?

Luke: You look like you need pie.

Rory: I do?

Luke: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.

Rory:What if I’d thrown a pen?

Luke: I would’ve brought you a trout.

Rory: What?

Luke: I don’t make the rules, I just carry them out.

[Lorelai comes in]

Lorelai: Hey, backwards baseball hat – new look for you. She’s eating pie? Did she even have dinner?

Luke: You raised her, I just serve.

Gilmore Girls — Season 2: Episode 4 — “The Deer-Hunters”