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Scott: Hi, Buffy. 

Buffy: Hi. 

(Scott walks off)

Willow: I think that went very well. Don’t you think that went very well? 

Cordelia: He didn’t try to slit our throats or anything. That’s progress. 

Willow: Hey, did you do that little half-smile thing? 

Buffy: Look, I’m not trying to snare Scott Hope. I just want to get my life back, you know, do normal stuff. 

Willow: Like date? 

Buffy: Well… 

Xander: Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut. (Buffy punches him) Ow.

Buffy: All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Willow: Ooh, Scott Hope at eleven o’clock. He likes you. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren’t ready then. But I think you’re ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. (Buffy gapes at her) Oh! I didn’t mean the *bad* thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you… (glares at Oz) You’re supposed to stop me when I do that.

Oz: (smiles and shakes his head) I like when you do that.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Xander: Ahh. Buffy and food.

Willow: Maybe we shouldn’t be too couple-y around Buffy.

Cordelia: Oh, you mean ’cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?

Xander: Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?

Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple… Uncouple.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Willow: I’m giddy.

Oz: Oh, I like you giddy. Always have.

Willow: It’s the freedom! As Seniors, we can go off-campus now for lunch. It’s no longer cutting. It’s legal! Heck, it’s expected! Wow, it’s, uh, also a big step forward, a Senior moment, one that has to be savored. You can’t just rush into this, you know?

(Oz and Xander grab Willow’s arms and carry her across the street.)

Willow: Ohh! No, I can’t!

Xander: You can.

Oz: See, you are.

Willow: Oh, but, no! What if they changed the rule without telling? What if they’re lying in wait to *arrest* me a-and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?

Xander: Breathe. Breathe.

Willow: Okay. Hmm… This is good! This is… Hey, we’re Seniors! Hey, I’m walkin’ here!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”

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Buffy: I wish I could’ve been there with you.

Willow: Me, too. I really freaked out.

Buffy: I am sorry.

Willow: It’s okay. I understand you having to bail. I can forgive that. Mm, I have to make allowances for what you’re going through a-and be a grownup about it.

Buffy: You’re really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren’t you?

Willow: It’s like a drug!

Buffy: Fine! Okay. I’m the bad. I can take my lumps … for a while.

Willow: All right. I’ll stop giving you a hard time… Runaway.

Buffy: Will!

Willow: I’m sorry!… Quitter.

Buffy: Whiner.

Willow: Bailer.

Buffy: Harpy.

Willow: Delinquent.

Buffy: Tramp.

Willow: Bad seed.

Buffy: Witch.

Willow: Freak.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”

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Giles: So, no joy at the cemetery?

Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like . . . vampires getting away. But I think we’re improving.

Giles: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh . . . Well, if anything should happen to you and . . . you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

Willow: You’d be cranky?

Giles: Entirely.

Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Oz: Are you guys all right?

Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?

Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.

Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Snyder: And you! Are we having a chair shortage?

Willow: I didn’t read anything about… Oh. (slides off of Oz’s lap and into her chair) I get it.

Snyder: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn’t an orgy, people. It’s a classroom.

Buffy: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 21 – “Becoming (Part 1)”

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Willow: So, we’re looking for a beastie.

Giles: That, uh, eats humans whole… except for the skin.

Buffy: This doesn’t make any sense.

Xander: Yeah. The skin’s the best part.

Buffy: Any demons with high cholesterol? (points at Giles) You’re gonna think about that later, mister, and you’re gonna laugh.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 20 – “Go Fish”

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Willow: Xander, what happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?

Xander: You’re just a big bucket of funny, Will. I’ll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, um, locker monster.

Giles: Loch Ness Monster?

Buffy: ‘Locker’ monster is what he said. But it wasn’t really a monster. It was, like, this big arm that came out of the locker, but then we opened it again, it was gone. Nothing.

Xander: This was right after Buffy’s history teacher starts doing some freaky channeling thing in class.

Giles: Ooh! Sounds like paranormal phenomena.

Willow: A ghost? Cool!

Xander: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was ‘I’m dead as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore.’

Giles: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that’s a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.

Xander: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I’m done with the book learning.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 19 – “I Only Have Eyes For You”