Quote of the Day


Xander: Got the address. I beat it out of Willy the snitch personally.

Buffy: You beat up Willy? 

Xander: Sure! Well, actually, let’s just say I applied some pressure. Or more accurately, that I asked politely, and then, uh, okay, I bribed him. 

Buffy: How much? 

Xander: Twenty-eight bucks. Does the Council reimburse for that kind of stuff? 

Giles: Did you get a receipt? 

Xander: Damn.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 17 — “Enemies”

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Xander: What’s this Ascenscion mean?

Giles: I’m not sure. 

Wesley: No, not really a common term in demonology. 

Willow: Ooh ooh! The Marenschadt Text. I think in the section on genocide, they mention Ascenscion. 

Buffy: Well, we have a winner. 

Xander: And, more importantly, two losers. 

Giles: Where did you find that volume? 

Willow: In the top of your book cabinet with the stuff you try to keep hidden.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 17 — “Enemies”

Quote of the Day


Wesley: And you say this demon wanted cash? That’s very unusual.

Giles: Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 17 — “Enemies”