Xander: Ahh. Buffy and food.
Willow: Maybe we shouldn’t be too couple-y around Buffy.
Cordelia: Oh, you mean ’cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?
Xander: Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?
Oz: All right, prepare to uncouple… Uncouple.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Willow: I’m giddy.
Oz: Oh, I like you giddy. Always have.
Willow: It’s the freedom! As Seniors, we can go off-campus now for lunch. It’s no longer cutting. It’s legal! Heck, it’s expected! Wow, it’s, uh, also a big step forward, a Senior moment, one that has to be savored. You can’t just rush into this, you know?
(Oz and Xander grab Willow’s arms and carry her across the street.)
Willow: Ohh! No, I can’t!
Xander: You can.
Oz: See, you are.
Willow: Oh, but, no! What if they changed the rule without telling? What if they’re lying in wait to *arrest* me a-and, and throw me in detention and mar my unblemished record?
Xander: Breathe. Breathe.
Willow: Okay. Hmm… This is good! This is… Hey, we’re Seniors! Hey, I’m walkin’ here!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 3 – “Faith, Hope & Trick”
Buffy: I wish I could’ve been there with you.
Willow: Me, too. I really freaked out.
Buffy: I am sorry.
Willow: It’s okay. I understand you having to bail. I can forgive that. Mm, I have to make allowances for what you’re going through a-and be a grownup about it.
Buffy: You’re really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren’t you?
Willow: It’s like a drug!
Buffy: Fine! Okay. I’m the bad. I can take my lumps … for a while.
Willow: All right. I’ll stop giving you a hard time… Runaway.
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I’m sorry!… Quitter.
Buffy: Whiner.
Willow: Bailer.
Buffy: Harpy.
Willow: Delinquent.
Buffy: Tramp.
Willow: Bad seed.
Buffy: Witch.
Willow: Freak.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Giles: Unbelievable. (mocks Joyce) ‘Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead!’ Americans.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia: What’s the difference?
Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Joyce: Uh, look! It’s, uh, Nigerian. We got a very exciting shipment in at the Gallery. I, um, thought I’d hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room.
Buffy: It’s angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer.
Joyce: You have no appreciation of primitive art. You going out?
Buffy: Oh. Um . . . well, i-if it’s okay. I, um . . . I’d like to find Willow and Xander.
Joyce: Will you be slaying?
Buffy: Only if they give me lip.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”
Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
(Buffy bashes Ken’s skull with a club.)
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Buffy: You know, I just… I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror and I thought, “Hey, what’s with all the sin? I need to change. I’m… I’m dirty. I’m, I’m bad with the… sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W—” … Oh, I just suck at undercover.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Giles: So, no joy at the cemetery?
Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like . . . vampires getting away. But I think we’re improving.
Giles: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh . . . Well, if anything should happen to you and . . . you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.
Willow: You’d be cranky?
Giles: Entirely.
Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Oz: Are you guys all right?
Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?
Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?
Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?
Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.
Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.
Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
The Love Pirate 