Quote of the Day

  

Cordelia: Wake up! (Cordy slaps Giles)

Giles: Cordelia?

Cordelia: Took you long enough to wake up. My hand hurts.

Giles: Pity. Oh… Why are you here?

Cordelia: Things are way out of control, Giles. First the thing at school, and then my mom confiscates all of my black clothes and scented candles. I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious… again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you’re gonna wake up in a coma.

Giles: Wake up in a… Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.

Cordelia: Now, let’s be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 11 – “Gingerbread”

Quote of the Day

 

Buffy: My mom… said some things to me about being the Slayer. That it’s fruitless. No fruit for Buffy. 

Angel: She’s wrong. 

Buffy: Is she? Is Sunnydale any better than when I first came here? Okay, so I battle evil. But I don’t really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck. 

Angel: Dike. It’s another word for dam.

Buffy: Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 11 — “Gingerbread”

Quote of the Day

Willow: Hey, Buff. What cha looking for? You wanna borrow something?

Buffy: What is this?

Willow: (nervously) A doodle. I do doodle. You, too! You do doodle, too!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 11 — “Gingerbread”