Quote of the Day


Kirk: You were actually enjoying my predicament back there. At times, you seem quite human.

Spock: Captain, I hardly believe that insults are within your prerogative as my commanding officer. 

Kirk: Sorry.

Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”

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Xander: You girls need a lift? 

Buffy: What is this? 

Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing

Willow: Your thing? 

Xander: My thing

Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

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Mal: Hey. Stay with me, Shepherd.

Book: That’s… that’s quite a lot of blood, isn’t it?

Mal: Just means you ain’t dead.

Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher.

Mal: That’s good. You lie there and be ironical.

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”

Quote of the Day


Spock: A time portal, Captain. A gateway to other times and dimensions, if I’m correct.

Guardian: As correct as possible for you. Your science knowledge is obviously primitive. 

Spock: Really?

Kirk: Annoyed, Spock? 

Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 28 — “The City on the Edge of Forever”

Quote of the Day


Xander: But… It’s just that it’s buggin’ me, this ‘cool’ thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn’t have it? And who decides who doesn’t have it? What is the essence of cool? 

Oz: Not sure. 

Xander: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that? 

Oz: Am I?

Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases? 

Oz: Could be. 

Xander: I know! You’re in a band! That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar? 

Oz: Not the way I play it. 

Xander: Okay, but on the other hand: eighth grade. I’m taking the flügelhorn and gettin’ zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But you need a thing, one thing nobody else has. What do I have?

Oz: An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

Quote of the Day

Stephen came on deck reflecting with satisfaction upon his sloth, now a parlour-boarder with the Irish Franciscans at Rio, and a secret drinker of the altar-wine.

HMS Surprise – Patrick O’Brian

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Mal: This is the last time. Last time with cows. Hear there was an idea regarding beagles? They have smallish droppings?

Zoe: I believe so, sir. Also, your disreputable men are here.

Mal: Better go take their money.

Firefly — Episode 5 — “Safe”

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Buffy: Uh, what do we do with the trio here? Should we burn them? 

Willow: I brought marshmallows! 

(Everyone looks at her)

Willow: Occasionally, I’m callous and strange.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”

Quote of the Day


Kirk: What would you say the odds on our getting out of here? 

Spock: Difficult to be precise, Captain. I should say approximately 7,824.7 to 1. 

Kirk: Difficult to be precise? 7,824 to 1? 

Spock: 7,824.7 to 1. 

Kirk: That’s a pretty close approximation. 

Spock: I endeavour to be accurate. 

Kirk: You do quite well. 

Star Trek — Season 1: Episode 27 — “Errand of Mercy”

Quote of the Day

‘Verse,’ said Stephen. It was an inexpressible satisfaction to Bonden to write in metre: with a huge childish grin he opened his inkhorn and poised his attentive pen – a booby’s quill.

‘Verse,’ said Stephen again, gazing at the illimitable blue-grey sea and the lop-sided moon above it. ‘Verse:

‘Then we upon our globe’s last verge shall go.

And view the ocean leaning on the sky;

From thence our rolling neighbours we shall know,

And on the lunar world securely pry by God I believe I see the albatross.’

‘ . . . believe I see the albatross,’ said Bonden’s lips silently. ‘It don’t rhyme. Another line, sir, maybe?’ But receiving no answer from his rigid teacher he looked up, followed his gaze, and said, ‘Why so you do, sir. I dare say he will fetch our wake directly, and overhaul us. Wonderful great birds they are, though something fishy, without you skin ‘em. There are some old-fashioned coves that has a spite against them, which they say they bring ill winds.’

The albatross came nearer and nearer, following the ship’s wake in a sinuous path, never moving its wings but coming up at such a pace that what was a remote fleck when Stephen first saw it was an enormous presence by the time Bonden had finished his receipt for albatross pie. An enormous white presence with black wing-tips, thirteen feet across, poised just astern: then it banked, shot along the side, vanished behind the cloud of sails, and reappeared fifty yards behind the ship.

Messenger after messenger ran into the mizentop. ‘Sir, there’s your albatross, two points on the larboard quarter.’ Achmet reported it in Urdu, and immediately afterwards his dull blue face was thrust aside by a ship’s boy from the quarterdeck with ‘Captain’s compliments, sir, and he believes he has seen the bird you was asking after.’ ‘Maturin, I say, Maturin, here’s your albatross!’ This was Bowes, the purser, clambering up by the power of his hands, trailing his game leg.

At last Bonden said, ‘My watch is called, sir. I must be going, asking your pardon, or Mr Rattray will give me the rub. May I send up a pea-jacket, sir? ‘Tis mortal cold.’

‘Ay, ay. Do, do,’ murmured Stephen, unhearing, rapt in admiration.

The bell struck, the watch changed. One bell, two bells, three; the drum for quarters, the beating of retreat – no guns for once, thank God; and still he gazed and still in the fading light the albatross wheeled, dropped astern, occasionally alighting for some object thrown overboard, ran up in a long series of curves, the perfection of gliding ease.

HMS Surprise – Patrick O’Brian