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The Muppets

Kermit: The skies are blue when it’s me and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and… well… all of you!

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Rango

Roadkill: It’s a metaphor.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 17 – “The Forsaken”

Odo: Madam, I am not like you! Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!

Lwaxana Troi: I can swim.

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The Emperor’s New Groove

Kuzco: How did you get back here before us?!

Yzma: Ah … How did we, Kronk?

Kronk: Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

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H.M.S. Surprise – Patrick O’Brian

“Jack, you have debauched my sloth.”

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Dollhouse, Season 1: Episode 11 – “Briar Rose”

Alpha as Stephen Kepler: Carrots! Medicinal carrots! Personal use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I’m holding it for a friend!

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Rango

Rango: Me? I-I’m from the West! Out there, beyond the horizon, past the sunset. The Far West. Yeah, that’s right, hombres. The place I come from, we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite. Then we salt ‘im, then we pepper ‘im, then we braise ‘im in clarified butter… And then – we eat him.

Gopher: Ya eat ‘im?

Rango: THAT’S WHAT I SAID!

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 1: Episode 4 – “A Man Alone”

Odo: I’ll never understand the humanoid need to … couple.

Quark: You’ve never “coupled”?

Odo: I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the Karo-Net tournament, she wants to listen to music, so you compromise: you listen to music. You like Earth jazz, she prefers Klingon opera, so you compromise: you listen to Klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night watching the Karo-net match and you wind up spending an agonizing evening listening to Klingon opera.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4: Episode 8 – “Pangs”

Spike: A bear!  You made a bear!

Buffy: I didn’t mean to!

Spike: Undo it!  Undo it!