Quote of the Day

Quark: A-ha, I knew it! When I saw the two of you slip out, I said to myself, that no-good, misanthropic, cantankerous changeling is trying to sneak off the station without anyone noticing.

Odo: That was the idea.

Quark: Well, it’s not gonna happen, is it?

Odo: Apparently not.

Quark: So – now that I’m here… is there something you want to say to me?

Odo: Such as?

Quark: Such as… ‘Goodbye. You certainly were a worthy adversary.’ Or maybe something with the words ‘mutual respect’ in it.

Odo: No.

Quark: No? What do you mean, no?

Odo: I mean, no. I have nothing I want to say to you.

Quark: You telling me that after all these years, after all we’ve been through, you’re not even gonna say goodbye to me?

Odo: That’s right. Nerys, I’ll be on the runabout.

Kira Nerys: Don’t take it hard, Quark.

Quark: Hard? What’re you talking about? That man loves me! Couldn’t you see? It was written all over his back.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

Jake Sisko: Any idea where you’re gonna live?

Miles O’Brien: No, Keiko and I’re still mulling over a few possibilities.

Worf: Have you ever considered Minsk?

Miles O’Brien: I don’t think that’s on our list.

Benjamin Sisko: New Orleans is a gorgeous city.

Kasidy Yates: I’ve heard great things about Paris.

Worf: Minsk.

Ezri Dax: Jadzia loved Rio.

Odo: Well, you’ve certainly got a lot of choices.

Miles O’Brien: Yeah, too many, hm?

Worf: Minsk.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

[Odo and Garak have managed to appease a run-in between Rusot and Kira]

Garak: You don’t know how lucky you are.

Gul Rusot: Oh? Why is that?

Garak: She would’ve killed you.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 21 – “When It Rains…”

Quote of the Day

Odo: Doctor, get to the point.

Julian Bashir: I need to borrow… a cup… of goo.

Odo: Excuse me?

Julian Bashir: Please? I’ll give it back.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 21 – “When It Rains…”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Have you ever seen anything so disgusting? The way he’s undressing her with his eyes… And look at his hands!

Odo: What about his hands?

Quark: His gestures, they’re obscene. You should arrest him.

Odo: You’re joking.

Quark: He’s pitiful. Doesn’t he realize she loves me?

Odo: I don’t think he does. To be honest, I don’t think she does either.

Quark: Thanks for your support.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 12 – “The Emperor’s New Cloak”

Quote of the Day

Odo: By the way, your gagh has arrived.

Ezri Dax: My what…? Oh, no.

Odo: Oh, yes. And it’s waiting for you in cargo bay 2.

Kira Nerys: Your gagh?

Ezri Dax: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok’s birthday next week.

Kira Nerys: How much gagh did she order?

Odo: Fifty-one cases.

Ezri Dax: Each containing a different variety.

Kira Nerys: There are varieties of gagh?

Ezri Dax: Oh, yes. I can remember what each one tastes like. And the way they feel when you… swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps… …Bithool gagh has feet. Flush it out the airlock. All of it.

Odo: Environmental regulations.

Kira Nerys: Well, why don’t you just give it to Martok?

Ezri Dax: He’d insist on sharing it with me, as a point of honor. Wistan gagh is packed in Targ blood… I have to go now.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 11 – “Prodigal Daughter”

Quote of the Day

Nog: What’s wrong?

Miles O’Brien: He didn’t touch home, Nog!

Nog: Is that true?

[Odo harrumphs]

Nog: Wha- what do I do?

Worf: Find him and kill him!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

Quote of the Day

Worf: WHAT?! What are you talking about?! That ball was at least half a meter out! How could you call it a strike?! REVERSE THE CALL, REVERSE THE CALL!

Benjamin Sisko: Are you blind?! That was low and outside!

Worf: The ball was clearly outside!

Benjamin Sisko: What the hell were you looking at?! You can’t tell me that ball was over the plate! What were you doing, REGENERATING?!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 4 – “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”