Quote of the Day

Quark: A-ha, I knew it! When I saw the two of you slip out, I said to myself, that no-good, misanthropic, cantankerous changeling is trying to sneak off the station without anyone noticing.

Odo: That was the idea.

Quark: Well, it’s not gonna happen, is it?

Odo: Apparently not.

Quark: So – now that I’m here… is there something you want to say to me?

Odo: Such as?

Quark: Such as… ‘Goodbye. You certainly were a worthy adversary.’ Or maybe something with the words ‘mutual respect’ in it.

Odo: No.

Quark: No? What do you mean, no?

Odo: I mean, no. I have nothing I want to say to you.

Quark: You telling me that after all these years, after all we’ve been through, you’re not even gonna say goodbye to me?

Odo: That’s right. Nerys, I’ll be on the runabout.

Kira Nerys: Don’t take it hard, Quark.

Quark: Hard? What’re you talking about? That man loves me! Couldn’t you see? It was written all over his back.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 25 – “What You Leave Behind”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Did you know this Congress of Economic Meddlers actually passed legislation, making monopolies illegal? What’s the point of being in business if you can’t corner the market, gouge your customers?

Rom: There’s something to be said for keeping prices down by ensuring healthy competition. So – what’re you gonna do with the bar?

Quark: You can’t even dump industrial waste anymore because it might harm the natural habitat. I’m supposed to start worrying about animals now. Look how they live, wallowing in dirt, sleeping in trees. That’s not natural!

Rom: I suppose you could argue that Ferenginar’s biodiversity is a precious resource that belongs to everyone. So… what are you going to do with the bar?

Quark: And don’t even get me started about this whole ‘labor rights’ thing. What have we come to if you can’t demand sexual favors from the people in your employ?

Rom: Unharassed workers are productive workers. So, what-are-you-going-to-do-with-the-bar?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 24 – “The Dogs of War”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? Whatever happened to the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer? Whatever happened to pure, unadulterated greed?

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 24 – “The Dogs of War”

Quote of the Day

Miles O’Brien: Aha! Here we go. I knew Quark was hoarding a bottle of the good stuff.

Julian Bashir: [inspects the label] This is older than I am.

Miles O’Brien: What? …I’m drinking with a child!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 23 – “Extreme Measures”

Quote of the Day

Benjamin Sisko: Ah, that must be Quark with the necklace.

Kasidy Yates: The necklace?

Benjamin Sisko: Just in case the flowers didn’t work.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 20 – “The Changing Face of Evil”

Quote of the Day

Quark: Have you ever seen anything so disgusting? The way he’s undressing her with his eyes… And look at his hands!

Odo: What about his hands?

Quark: His gestures, they’re obscene. You should arrest him.

Odo: You’re joking.

Quark: He’s pitiful. Doesn’t he realize she loves me?

Odo: I don’t think he does. To be honest, I don’t think she does either.

Quark: Thanks for your support.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Season 7: Episode 12 – “The Emperor’s New Cloak”