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Buffy: Could we just do the damn spell now? 

Spike: Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory… I’m really glad I came here, you know? I’ve been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I’ve just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I’m gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I’ll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again… Love’s a funny thing.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”

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Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you’re back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.

Buffy: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Spike: Oh, yeah. You’re just friends.

Angel: That’s right.

Spike: You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love till it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood… blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”

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Angel: Spike.

Joyce: Oh, my God. Get out of here!

Spike: Yeah. You’re not invited.

Joyce: He’s crazy. He’ll kill us.

Spike: Not while I breathe. Well, actually, I don’t breathe.

Angel: Joyce, listen to me.

Joyce: You get out of this house, or I will stake you myself.

Spike: You’re a very bad man.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”

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(Buffy is on the phone with her mom)

Buffy: That’s great, but now’s really not a good time…

Spike: (through the phone) Hello, Joyce.

(Buffy’s eyes widen in panic. Cut to…)

Spike: So I’m strolling through the park, looking for a meal, and I happen to walk by, and she’s making out with the chaos demon! And so I said, ‘You know, I don’t have to put up with this.’ And she said, ‘Fine!’ So I said, ‘Fine, do whatever you like!’ I mean, I thought we were going to make up, you know.

Joyce: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.

Spike: She is. She’s out of her mind. That’s what I miss most about her.

Joyce: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy’s father and I…

Spike: No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally…… (looks at his hot chocolate) You got any of those little marshmallows?

Joyce: Well, lemme look.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 8 – “Lovers Walk”

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Buffy: All right, talk. What’s the deal?

Spike: Simple. You let me and Dru skip town, I help you kill Angel.

Joyce: Angel? Your boyfriend?

Buffy: Forget about Drusilla. She doesn’t walk.

Spike: There’s no deal without Dru.

Buffy: She killed Kendra.

Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer?! She didn’t tell me! Hey, good for her!

(Buffy stares at him)

Spike: Though not from your perspective, I suppose.

Buffy: I can’t believe I invited you into my house.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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Joyce: Have we met?

Spike: Um… you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, ‘get the hell away from my daughter.’

Joyce: Oh………………. So, do you, uh, live here in town?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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Buffy: All right. Talk. 

Spike: I’m just gonna kill this guy. 

(Buffy clears her throat loudly)

Spike: Oh, right.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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Buffy: What do you want?

Spike: I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.

Buffy: Okay. You do remember that you’re a vampire, right?

Spike: We like to talk big, vampires do. ‘I’m going to destroy the world.’ That’s just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got… dog racing, Manchester United. And you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It’s all right here.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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 Angelus: Dear Buffy. I’m still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.

Spike: Why don’t you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.

Angelus: Lacks… poetry.

Spike: It doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”