Quote of the Day

The Muppets

Walter: But Kermit, you have to try! The Muppets are amazing! You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!

Kermit the Frog: Children?

Walter: No, the other gift.

Kermit the Frog: Ice cream?

Walter: No, no, after that…

Kermit the Frog: Laughter?

Walter: Yes! The third greatest gift ever!

Quote of the Day

The Muppets

Rowlf: How come you didn’t use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.

[cut to Rowlf snoring in a hammock on his porch surrounded by other Muppets]

Kermit the Frog: Rowlf?

Rowlf: Huh?

Kermit the Frog: You wanna get back together?

Rowlf: Okay.

[cut back to the car]

Rowlf: Classic.