Today’s Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol
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Tonight’s Movie: Muppet Treasure Island
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Tonight’s Movie: The Muppets
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Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Neil Patrick Harris: No, I… I don’t know why I’m not hosting this.
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Miss Piggy: All right, listen up you freaks!
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Lew: We all agreed: a celebrity is not a people!
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Walter: But Kermit, you have to try! The Muppets are amazing! You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given!
Kermit the Frog: Children?
Walter: No, the other gift.
Kermit the Frog: Ice cream?
Walter: No, no, after that…
Kermit the Frog: Laughter?
Walter: Yes! The third greatest gift ever!
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Rowlf: How come you didn’t use me in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting.
[cut to Rowlf snoring in a hammock on his porch surrounded by other Muppets]
Kermit the Frog: Rowlf?
Rowlf: Huh?
Kermit the Frog: You wanna get back together?
Rowlf: Okay.
[cut back to the car]
Rowlf: Classic.
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Sweetums: Hello?… You want to gives us money?
Sam Eagle: Say “yes”!
Sweetums: Yes, we will take that money!
Quote of the Day
The Muppets
Walter: I think that’s just an Internet rumor, like, “There’s a country called Turkey!”
Gary: Walter, how many times do we have to go through this? Turkey is a real place!
