Buffy: You know, I just… I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror and I thought, “Hey, what’s with all the sin? I need to change. I’m… I’m dirty. I’m, I’m bad with the… sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W—” … Oh, I just suck at undercover.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Giles: So, no joy at the cemetery?
Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like . . . vampires getting away. But I think we’re improving.
Giles: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh . . . Well, if anything should happen to you and . . . you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.
Willow: You’d be cranky?
Giles: Entirely.
Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Oz: Are you guys all right?
Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?
Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?
Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?
Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.
Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.
Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”
Angelus: Now that’s everything, huh? No weapons… No friends… No hope. Take all that away… and what’s left?
Buffy: Me.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Xander: Giles!
Giles: Xander?
Xander: Can you walk?
Giles: You’re not real.
Xander: Sure, I’m real.
Giles: It’s a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make you see me?
Giles: …………You’re right. Let’s go.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Snyder: You do know is a crime scene, don’t you? But then… you’re a criminal, so that pretty much works out.
Buffy: You know I didn’t do it. The police will figure it out.
Snyder: In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Sunnydale are *deeply* stupid. It doesn’t matter anyway. Whatever they find, you’ve proved too much of a liability for this school. These are the moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so that you could live them over and over again. You’re expelled.
Buffy: You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Buffy: I told you. I’m a Vampire Slayer.
Joyce: Well, I just don’t accept that!
Buffy: Open your eyes, Mom. What do you think has been going on for the past two years? The fights, the weird occurrences. How many times have you washed blood out of my clothing, and you still haven’t figured it out?
Joyce: Well, it stops now!
Buffy: No, it doesn’t stop! It *never* stops! Do-do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would *love* to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or… God, even studying! But I have to save the world… again.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Buffy: All right, talk. What’s the deal?
Spike: Simple. You let me and Dru skip town, I help you kill Angel.
Joyce: Angel? Your boyfriend?
Buffy: Forget about Drusilla. She doesn’t walk.
Spike: There’s no deal without Dru.
Buffy: She killed Kendra.
Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer?! She didn’t tell me! Hey, good for her!
(Buffy stares at him)
Spike: Though not from your perspective, I suppose.
Buffy: I can’t believe I invited you into my house.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Um… you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, ‘get the hell away from my daughter.’
Joyce: Oh………………. So, do you, uh, live here in town?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
Buffy: All right. Talk.
Spike: I’m just gonna kill this guy.
(Buffy clears her throat loudly)
Spike: Oh, right.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”
The Love Pirate 