Quote of the Day


Buffy: Could we just do the damn spell now? 

Spike: Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory… I’m really glad I came here, you know? I’ve been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I’ve just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I’m gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I’ll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again… Love’s a funny thing.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 8 — “Lovers Walk”

Quote of the Day


Buffy: All right, talk. What’s the deal?

Spike: Simple. You let me and Dru skip town, I help you kill Angel.

Joyce: Angel? Your boyfriend?

Buffy: Forget about Drusilla. She doesn’t walk.

Spike: There’s no deal without Dru.

Buffy: She killed Kendra.

Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer?! She didn’t tell me! Hey, good for her!

(Buffy stares at him)

Spike: Though not from your perspective, I suppose.

Buffy: I can’t believe I invited you into my house.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

Quote of the Day

 Angelus: Dear Buffy. I’m still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.

Spike: Why don’t you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.

Angelus: Lacks… poetry.

Spike: It doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”