Willow: I’m gonna have a hard time explaining this to my dad.
Buffy: You really think it’ll bother him?
Willow: Ira Rosenberg’s only daughter nailing crucifixes to her bedroom wall? I have to go over to Xander’s house just to watch ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ every year.
Buffy: I see your point.
Willow: Although it is worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy Dance.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 17 – “Passion”
Giles: You mustn’t let Angel get to you. No matter how provocative his behavior may become.
Buffy: So what you’re basically saying is, ‘just ignore him, and maybe he’ll go away’?
Giles: Yes. Precisely.
Xander: Hey, how come Buffy doesn’t get a snotty ‘once again you boil it down to the simplest form’ thing?… Watcher’s pet.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”
Giles: Uh, uh, look, it’s-it’s classic battle strategy to throw one’s opponent off his game. He-he-he’s just trying to provoke you. Uh, to taunt you, to, to goad you into, uh, some mishap of some sort.
Xander: The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?
Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you’ve managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”
Xander: Hello! Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?
Jonathan: We’re supposed to get some books. On Stalin.
Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?
Giles: This is a school library, Xander.
Xander: Since when?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”
Cordelia: Wait, I thought vampires couldn’t come in unless you invited them in.
Giles: Yes, but, uh, once you’ve invited them in, thereafter they’re, they’re always welcome.
Xander: Y’know, I think there may be a valuable lesson for you gals here about inviting strange men into your bedrooms.
Cordelia: Oh, God! I invited him in my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants.
Xander: Yep, you’re doomed to havin’ to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas.
Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier, a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing?
Cordelia: Yeah, that works for a car, too?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”
Giles: I cannot believe you are fool enough to do something like this!
Xander: Oh, no, I’m twice the fool it takes to do something like this.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Angelus: Dear Buffy. I’m still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.Spike: Why don’t you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.
Angelus: Lacks… poetry.
Spike: It doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Willow: Hey, Amy.
Amy: Hey. Are you guys going to the Valentine’s Day dance at the Bronze? I think it’s gonna be a lot of fun.
Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend’s in the band!
Amy: Cool.
Buffy: I think you’ve now told everybody.
Willow: Only in this hemisphere.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Xander: So, what do you think?
Buffy: It’s nice.
Xander: But do you think Cordelia will like it?
Buffy: I don’t know. Does she know what one of these is?
Xander: Okay, big yuks. When are you guys gonna stop making fun of me for dating Cordelia?
Buffy: I’m sorry. But never.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 16 – “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”
Willow: Hey.
Oz: Hey.
Willow: Did you want to go first?
Oz: I spoke to Giles. He said I’ll be okay. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe.
Willow: I’m sorry about how all this ended up. With me shooting you and all.
Oz: It’s okay. I’m, I’m sorry I almost ate you.
Willow: It’s okay. I kind of thought you would have told me.
Oz: I didn’t know what to say. I mean, it’s not every day you find out you’re a werewolf. That’s fairly freaksome. It may take a couple days getting used to.
Willow: Yeah. It’s a complication.
Oz: So… Maybe it’d be best if I just… sorta…
Willow: What?
Oz: Well, you know, like, stayed out of your way for awhile.
Willow: I don’t know. I’m kind of okay with you being *in* my way.
Oz: You mean, you’d still…
Willow: Well, I like you. You’re nice and you’re funny. And you don’t smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that’s not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I’m not much fun to be around either.
Oz: You are quite the human.
Willow: So, I’d still if you’d still.
Oz: I’d still. I’d *very* still.
Willow: Okay. No biting, though.
Oz: Agreed.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2: Episode 15 – “Phases”
The Love Pirate 