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Giles: The ritual go all right?

Willow: Oh, yeah. It went fine. Well, it went fine until Angel showed up and told Buffy’s mom that he and Buffy had… Well, you know, that they had… you know. You do know, right?

Giles: Oh, yes. Yes. Sorry.

Willow: Oh, good, ’cause I just realized that being a librarian and all, you maybe didn’t know.

Giles: Oh, thank you. I got it.

Willow: You would have been proud of her, though. She totally kept her cool…….. Okay, well, I’ll tell Buffy you stopped by.

Giles: Would you, um… Perhaps I should intervene on, on Buffy’s behalf w-w-with her mother. Um, maybe… say something?

Willow: Sure! Like, what would you say?

Giles: W… Uh…  (Willow opens the door for him.) You will tell Buffy I dropped by?

Willow: You bet.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Willow: I’m gonna have a hard time explaining this to my dad.

Buffy: You really think it’ll bother him?

Willow: Ira Rosenberg’s only daughter nailing crucifixes to her bedroom wall? I have to go over to Xander’s house just to watch ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ every year.

Buffy: I see your point.

Willow: Although it is worthwhile to see him do the Snoopy Dance.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Giles: You mustn’t let Angel get to you. No matter how provocative his behavior may become. 

Buffy: So what you’re basically saying is, ‘just ignore him, and maybe he’ll go away’? 

Giles: Yes. Precisely. 

Xander: Hey, how come Buffy doesn’t get a snotty ‘once again you boil it down to the simplest form’ thing?… Watcher’s pet.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Giles: Uh, uh, look, it’s-it’s classic battle strategy to throw one’s opponent off his game. He-he-he’s just trying to provoke you. Uh, to taunt you, to, to goad you into, uh, some mishap of some sort.

Xander: The nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah approach to battle?

Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you’ve managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Xander: Hello! Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?

Jonathan: We’re supposed to get some books. On Stalin.

Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?

Giles: This is a school library, Xander.

Xander: Since when?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”

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Cordelia: Wait, I thought vampires couldn’t come in unless you invited them in.

Giles: Yes, but, uh, once you’ve invited them in, thereafter they’re, they’re always welcome.

Xander: Y’know, I think there may be a valuable lesson for you gals here about inviting strange men into your bedrooms.

Cordelia: Oh, God! I invited him in my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants.

Xander: Yep, you’re doomed to havin’ to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas.

Buffy: Giles, there has to be some sort of spell to reverse the invitation, right? Like a barrier, a no shoes, no pulse, no service kind of thing?

Cordelia: Yeah, that works for a car, too?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2, Episode 17 – “Passion”