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Buffy: I wish I could’ve been there with you.

Willow: Me, too. I really freaked out.

Buffy: I am sorry.

Willow: It’s okay. I understand you having to bail. I can forgive that. Mm, I have to make allowances for what you’re going through a-and be a grownup about it.

Buffy: You’re really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren’t you?

Willow: It’s like a drug!

Buffy: Fine! Okay. I’m the bad. I can take my lumps … for a while.

Willow: All right. I’ll stop giving you a hard time… Runaway.

Buffy: Will!

Willow: I’m sorry!… Quitter.

Buffy: Whiner.

Willow: Bailer.

Buffy: Harpy.

Willow: Delinquent.

Buffy: Tramp.

Willow: Bad seed.

Buffy: Witch.

Willow: Freak.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”

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Giles: Unbelievable. (mocks Joyce) ‘Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead!’ Americans.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”

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Oz: We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?

Cordelia: What’s the difference?

Oz: Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”

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Joyce: Uh, look! It’s, uh, Nigerian. We got a very exciting shipment in at the Gallery. I, um, thought I’d hang a few pieces in here. It cheers up the room. 

Buffy: It’s angry at the room, Mom. It wants the room to suffer. 

Joyce: You have no appreciation of primitive art. You going out? 

Buffy: Oh. Um . . . well, i-if it’s okay. I, um . . . I’d like to find Willow and Xander. 

Joyce: Will you be slaying? 

Buffy: Only if they give me lip.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 2 – “Dead Man’s Party”

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Buffy: Hey, Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?

(Buffy bashes Ken’s skull with a club.)

Lily: Gandhi?

Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Buffy: You know, I just… I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror and I thought, “Hey, what’s with all the sin? I need to change. I’m… I’m dirty. I’m, I’m bad with the… sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. W—” … Oh, I just suck at undercover. 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Giles: So, no joy at the cemetery?

Willow: No, he got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like . . . vampires getting away. But I think we’re improving.

Giles: For God’s sake be careful. I mean, uh, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but, uh . . . Well, if anything should happen to you and . . . you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss.

Willow: You’d be cranky?

Giles: Entirely.

Willow: Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement. ‘Don’t get killed.’

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Oz: Are you guys all right?

Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?

Oz: Wasn’t Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?

Xander: That’s right, he was! Cheater! Okay, and the, uh, second problem I’m having . . . ‘Come and get it, Big Boy’?

Willow: Well . . . W-well, the Slayer always says a pun or-or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off, and, and it makes them *frightened* because I’m wisecracking. Okay, I didn’t really have a chance to work on that one, but *you* try it every time.

Oz: Uh, if I may suggest: ‘This time it’s personal.’ I mean, there’s a reason why it’s a classic.

Xander: I’ve always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but . . . in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 3: Episode 1 – “Anne”

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Angelus: Now that’s everything, huh? No weapons… No friends… No hope. Take all that away… and what’s left?

Buffy: Me.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”

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Xander: Giles!

Giles: Xander?

Xander: Can you walk?

Giles: You’re not real.

Xander: Sure, I’m real.

Giles: It’s a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.

Xander: Then why would they make you see me?

Giles: …………You’re right. Let’s go.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Season 2: Episode 22 – “Becoming (Part 2)”