Wesley: You’re not helping.
Giles: No. I feel just sick about it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Wesley: Ah. This is perhaps Faith?
Faith: New Watcher?
Buffy and Giles: New Watcher.
Faith: Screw that. (walks out)
Buffy: Now, why didn’t I just say that?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Buffy: New Watcher?
Giles: New Watcher.
Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. It’s very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh, yes. Gwendolyn Post. We all heard. No. Mr. Giles has checked my credentials rather thoroughly and phoned the Council, but I’m glad to see you’re on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.
Wesley: Well, I’m glad that’s cleared up.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Xander: Willow, what are these?
Willow: They’re early admission packets.
Xander: Harvard… Yale… Wesleyan… Some German Polytechnical Institute whose name I, uh… I can’t pronounce. Is anyone else intimidated? ‘Cause I’m just expecting thin slips of paper with the words ‘No Way’ written in crayon.
Oz: They’re typing those now.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 14 — “Bad Girls”
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Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and… no kill… I’m about ready to pop.
Xander: Really? Pop?!
Faith: You up for it?
Xander: Oh, I’m up. I’m suddenly very up. It’s just, um… I’ve never been up with people before.
Faith: Just relax… And take your pants off.
Xander: Those two concepts are antithetical.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Giles: All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on it. (looks into the doughnut box) Did you eat all the jellies?
Buffy: Did you want a jelly?
Giles: I always have a jelly. I’m always the one that says ‘let’s have a jelly in the mix.’
Willow: We’re sorry… Buffy had three.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Xander: You girls need a lift?
Buffy: What is this?
Xander: What do you mean, what is it? It’s my thing.
Willow: Your thing?
Xander: My thing!
Buffy: Is this a penis metaphor?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Xander: But… It’s just that it’s buggin’ me, this ‘cool’ thing. I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn’t have it? And who decides who doesn’t have it? What is the essence of cool?
Oz: Not sure.
Xander: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that?
Oz: Am I?
Xander: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases?
Oz: Could be.
Xander: I know! You’re in a band! That’s like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?
Oz: Not the way I play it.
Xander: Okay, but on the other hand: eighth grade. I’m taking the flügelhorn and gettin’ zero trim. So the whole instrument thing could be a mislead. But you need a thing, one thing nobody else has. What do I have?
Oz: An exciting new obsession. Which I feel makes you very special.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Buffy: Uh, what do we do with the trio here? Should we burn them?
Willow: I brought marshmallows!
(Everyone looks at her)
Willow: Occasionally, I’m callous and strange.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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Xander: I’m good. We’re fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit.
Willow: Are you okay?
Xander: Tip-top, really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it.
Buffy: Xander, one of these days, you’re gonna get yourself hurt.
Faith: Or killed.
Buffy: Or both. And, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn’t be leaping into the fray like that. Maybe you should be… fray-adjacent.
Xander: Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?
Faith: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all.
Xander: I think you’ll find that was more of a bellow.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer — Season 3: Episode 13 — “The Zeppo”
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